The most disgusting package you've ever delivered

[Mike23]

Yes, another thread by me. Let the eye rolling commence!

I had an air package for tofu last year. It was +30 Celsius out and had to be delivered by noon. Well, air meet was at 1040ish so hadn't had a chance to check that package. I looked at the address and it was directed to a business complex but no unit number OR business name.

So, I tried the phone number on it (since it was starting to smell around 1130ish) and got a, 'the baseball diamonds around Calgary are now open' message.

I had to drive around with this stuff for the rest of the day. It gooped (yes, gooped) ALL over my top shelf, soaked several packages (which in turn made them stink). It smelt so bad you could taste it. It was like eating something that had just waaaaay to much sugar in it.

I think it was god punishing me for laughing at the guy at our airmeet the week before with bad fish on his truck. It went back into ECS who just threw it in the garbage

[sano]

The worst I loaded was 20+ boxes of frozen dead rats headed to the zoo. Unfortunately, this time they were just dead not frozen.

[disneyworld]

The head of a Caribou on the way to the taxidermist. The box was splattered with blood.

[Cementups]

Frederick's of Hollywood to a fat ugly housewife.

[pickup]

Originally Posted by Cementups

Frederick's of Hollywood to a fat ugly housewife.

Winner!

[soberups]

Fetal pigs packed in formaldehyde, being delivered to a high school science lab. Each pig was in a plastic bag; one of them ruptured, soaking the thru the cardboard and causing the box to open.

[Mike23]

Originally Posted by soberups

Fetal pigs packed in formaldehyde, being delivered to a high school science lab. Each pig was in a plastic bag; one of them ruptured, soaking the thru the cardboard and causing the box to open.

What?! You didn't take it home for BBQ?!

[Dustyroads]

How about a half dozen five gallon buckets of animal blood going to a guy who was making catfish bait. The 100 plus degrees temps in the back of the package car and that metal floor had the stuff pretty ripe by 2 pm.

[Big Babooba]

Originally Posted by Cementups

Frederick's of Hollywood to a fat ugly housewife.

Now remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Make sure at that stop that you beholdin' your tongue!

[filthpig]

Once while setting up, i tossed a pak to the opposite shelf and it came open in mid fling. It was a 18 inch or so dildo (with a handle). It was going to a single dude. I heaved (almost).

[JonFrum]

Any one remember, years ago, the time the human heads were shipped, and one of them fell out of the box?

[Note to Shippers: UPS does not accept human heads for shipment, attached to bodies or unattached, even if properly packed.]
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Here in Lynnfield, Ma. we ship Lobstah (note correct spelling and pronunciation) all over by Next Day Air. Every now and then a defrosted box is returned. The smell is horrendous!!!

[dilligaf]

LOL I should have looked at that lobstah box I delivered to Walmart yesterday. Maybe it came from your area Jon!

[worthlessdriver]

Originally Posted by JonFrum

Any one remember, years ago, the time the human heads were shipped, and one of them fell out of the box?

[Note to Shippers: UPS does not accept human heads for shipment, attached to bodies or unattached, even if properly packed.]
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Here in Lynnfield, Ma. we ship Lobstah (note correct spelling and pronunciation) all over by Next Day Air. Every now and then a defrosted box is returned. The smell is horrendous!!!

I remember the Human Head thing, seems they were going to a research hospital and one fell out in the Louisville air hub. Made the national news.

[MechanicForBrown]

Originally Posted by Big Babooba

Now remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Make sure at that stop that you beholdin' your tongue!

Sorry, you must meen Beeyah Holder!

Originally Posted by JonFrum

Any one remember, years ago, the time the human heads were shipped, and one of them fell out of the box?

[Note to Shippers: UPS does not accept human heads for shipment, attached to bodies or unattached, even if properly packed.]
- - - - - Talk about a Headache! LOL
Here in Lynnfield, Ma. we ship Lobstah (note correct spelling and pronunciation) all over by Next Day Air. Every now and then a defrosted box is returned. The smell is horrendous!!!

Aaaahhhh, now I remember... I havent been in Lynma in a while, but I do remember seeing that trailer backed in and unloaded every day. I think Nick unloads it, no?

[Sleeve_meet_Heart]

Originally Posted by JonFrum

Any one remember, years ago, the time the human heads were shipped, and one of them fell out of the box?

[Note to Shippers: UPS does not accept human heads for shipment, attached to bodies or unattached, even if properly packed.]
- - - - -
Here in Lynnfield, Ma. we ship Lobstah (note correct spelling and pronunciation) all over by Next Day Air. Every now and then a defrosted box is returned. The smell is horrendous!!!

Not as much as the human head?

[JonFrum]

Originally Posted by dilligaf

LOL I should have looked at that lobstah box I delivered to Walmart yesterday. Maybe it came from your area Jon!

Big square white box with little critters inside crying, "Help us Dilli, there's been a terrible mistake. Set us free."

[dilligaf]

Originally Posted by JonFrum

Big square white box with little critters inside crying, "Help us Dilli, there's been a terrible mistake. Set us free."

LOL yep dems da ones!!!!!!!!! I begged the Walmart people to allow me to take 'em home and take extra good care of 'em. Didn't work. I might have to go in and check the tank, make sure they have the proper living conditions. If not I would demand they be released................................to my custody of course.

[Browner]

Once delivered a 5 gallon pale as I set it down, there was a maggot on my hand and noticed a few on the pale itself. I said to the receiver what ever this is it can't be good. He said no that's whats in the pale maggots, we smash them and make fishing lures.

[ajblakejr]

Originally Posted by Mike23

Yes, another thread by me. Let the eye rolling commence!

Always be yourself.

I enjoy the threads.

ya gotta take chances in this life...

[Cementups]

this is't disgusting to me but how about the 2 foot tall penis shaped vessels that contain bull semen? How would you like to find that open in your truck?

[Ms Spoken]

Originally Posted by Cementups

this is't disgusting to me but how about the 2 foot tall penis shaped vessels that contain bull semen? How would you like to find that open in your truck?

The sad thing is you know those boys who packed it didn't take the time to wash their hands. So now you have bull semen on the handle of the container that you just touched.

[moreluck]

What does P.E.T.A. think about bull semen?

[stevetheupsguy]

Originally Posted by filthpig

Once while setting up, i tossed a pak to the opposite shelf and it came open in mid fling. It was a 18 inch or so dildo (with a handle). It was going to a single dude. I heaved (almost).

Ha Ha Ha!

Originally Posted by Ms Spoken

The sad thing is you know those boys who packed it didn't take the time to wash their hands. So now you have bull semen on the handle of the container that you just touched.

That'll really "cement" his hand to the handle.

Originally Posted by moreluck

What does P.E.T.A. think about bull semen?

You want my what?

[IVGottaBeDreaming]

Well I'm not a driver so I didn't deliver this but maybe it'll still count

We had a leaker full of urine samples one time I guess like drug tests or something... but the PT sup asked the FT sup if he wanted it in his office because it's a bio hazard and it's not supposed to even be shipped through UPS. He said "That smells like piss!"

[JonFrum]

Originally Posted by moreluck

What does P.E.T.A. think about bull semen?

P. E. T. A.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Animals are for eating. That's why they're made of food.