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Old 07-25-2009, 05:08 PM   #1
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I had an RS3 tag the other day. When I got to the address they had a large box that weighed hardly anything. I gave the box a shake and there was something loose inside. I asked the lady what the contents were. She told me that it was a machine used to pump out her sores.EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-25-2009, 05:13 PM   #2
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Oh, that is soooo gross! I really didn't need to know that.
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Old 07-25-2009, 05:18 PM   #3
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YUCK!!!!! Thanks for sharing that. NOT! Somethings are better left unsaid.
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Old 07-25-2009, 05:23 PM   #4
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Seems like she could just lick them!

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Seems like she could just lick them!
NO! That's a job for Molly the Boil Sucker!
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You boys can be so nasty.
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Old 07-25-2009, 05:29 PM   #7
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You boys can be so nasty.
What can I say ... it's our nature.
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Do men ever, really, grow up? That was just gross and I just ate.
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LOL Hoax, I figured you would notice as well.
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I had an RS3 for Dish last summer. Knocked on the door, woman answers.

"Hi, I have a tag to pick up a package for the Dish Network, do you have it ready???" says me.

"Tell those effers to eff the eff off."

"Hmmmmm, I don't think that will all fit in the space for me to type in comments."

She laughed.

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at least it wasnt leaking
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That is rancid...
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Arrgh! I've been Hoaxed.

(I wasn't sure if I posted that pet peeve, I did, and Hoax found it)

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