Help Klein Find A Job.

[klein]

Originally Posted by dannyboy

Wanted more and more, and did they get it?

Thats the problem with people that demand a social net to catch them when they jump or fall. Eventually, there are not enough of the payers to keep up the ones that wont.

d

In time, East Germany, became a powerhouse on it's on. Economic recovery.
They simple needed to be boosted..
All is well in Germany, these days, again.

On another note, is there any UPS Edmonton Supervisor on here, that will support me ?

Got this e-mail for my upcomming interview :

Advise them that you are here
for an interview in Employee Relations. They will provide you
with a visitor badge as well as provide you with a parking pass
for the visitor parking. Employee Relations is on the 2nd floor.
We are the 1st door to the left of the elevators. Please come in
and have a seat on the couch and someone will be with you
shortly after you arrive.


WHEN: 11:00 A.M

Thursday September 24, 2009

When you attend the interview please bring with you the following documentation:

1. A copy of your Driver's abstract for the previous 2 years -
2. A copy of your driver's licence -

You MUST have a full and valid provincial driver's license for a
period of at least two years and provide a satisfactory safe driving
record with no major infractions for a two (2) year period. GDL licenses
cannot be accepted.

3. A copy of a 2nd piece of Identification - This can be a copy of
your Alberta Healthcare card, Birth Certificate, Social Insurance card,
or a copy of your passport

4. A copy of your vehicle registration -

5. Bring names & telephone numbers of (2) work related references.
Your reference's cannot be family or co-worker's, your references must
be individuals that have supervised your work.

PLEASE SHOW UP TO YOUR INTERVIEW 15 MINUTES EARLY AS THERE IS A SHORT DVD PRESENTATION FOR YOU TO VIEW PRIOR TO YOUR INTERVIEW. PLEASE ENSURE THAT YOU ARE ON TIME FOR YOUR INTERVIEW.

[dannyboy]

East Germany, became a powerhouse on it's on. Economic recovery.
They simple needed to be boosted..

A power house? Maybe in the future.

The problem is that to really have the economic recovery, they needed the government to get the heck out of the way.

But governments need to control, and the more control you allow, the more they need.

I prefer to depend on myself, dont need a stinking safety net of social safety. Get the hell out of my way and watch what a determined man can do. That attitude is what made the USA the self reliant country it became. Not some gooberment that said "its OK to fail, we are here to pick you up and make you feel better"

The problem with the title of this thread is to help you find a job. Problem is, I dont think you really want one. There is no reason for you to actually get a job.

Maybe if you were actually hungry because you didn't have money to eat, that would be a good reason to actually try to find a job. But dragging down 15 bucks an hour unemployment for stupidity on your part........only in Canada.

d PS, might not want to let them know you were drinking on the job.....

[klein]

I will be honest about that beer... had it after work, on an unpaid luchbreak.

Since when has the USA been self reliant ?
Your getting that mixed up with Canada.

Turn of your oil imports, and see what happens .
You can't even have a trade surplus for many years.
(importing more then exporting) .
Trade deficit also equals buying more then you can afford.

[grgrcr88]

Music Bootleger!!!

YouTube - Bob and Doug McKenzie - Strange Brew Clip #13

YouTube - Bob and Doug McKenzie - Strange Brew Clip #13

[klein]

Originally Posted by grgrcr88

Music Bootleger!!!

Born too late for bootleging.

Many Americans (land of the free), came up north to buy booze, and smuggled it south.
Was good money to be made in those days.
But, also huge penalties if caught.

[dilligaf]

Originally Posted by Dizzee

Dizzee, there is something oddly disturbing about this picture but I can't quit laughing long enough to figure out what it is.

[1989]

How about starting a site askklein.com? Where Klein could answer everyones questions. He could share his vast knowledge, consult world leaders, spread world peace. All while having a Molson.

[klein]

I prefer to depend on myself, dont need a stinking safety net of social safety. Get the hell out of my way and watch what a determined man can do. That attitude is what made the USA the self reliant country it became. Not some gooberment that said "its OK to fail, we are here to pick you up and make you feel better"

Your on easy street now Danny Boy.
But, it took UK Guy, only his job, to leave your country.
I had 1 aunt, and 1 uncle moving back to Germany (from the USA), for retirement purposes, since the country (US), where they worked all thier lifes, didn't take care enough for them in retirement.

Yes, they should have had union jobs, then that wouldn't have happened.
Just, you have more people then union jobs.
Ok, maybe set money aside - that they did. Enough to bulid a new life in Germany (sold thier home), etc.

UK guy needed to go back, because he knows his wife is taken care of, with no extra costs. Can't blame him.
But, it's a shame.

A country should look after it's own people now and then. Even if that means more taxes. You never know, 1 day it will hit close to home.

[dannyboy]

Problem with a country looking after its own people like a baby sitter is that they they expect the country to do it all for them.

The government that takes care of everything for its people also has the power over those people to take it all away.

As far as living on easy street, that is interesting. I love the way you have such insight into areas you dont have a clue about.

Easy street is consuming a beer while in service (you were not off the clock, you were on break) and losing your job. Then spend endless days posting on a site about your worldly wisdom on all thing.

IF you were such an expert on all things, you would have never been in a position to be fired. It was just plain stupidity on your part(for which a good case has been made), regardless of the post by others that you did nothing wrong.

d

[pickup]

Originally Posted by 1989

How about starting a site askklein.com? Where Klein could answer everyones questions. He could share his vast knowledge, consult world leaders, spread world peace. All while having a Molson.

That's funny, maybe he can be the Most Interesting Man In the World. Watch it until the end, it is short ,maybe 32 seconds. Funny line towards the end especially in relation to Klein's situation.

YouTube - Dos Equis: The Most Interesting Man in the World (2009)

YouTube - Dos Equis: The Most Interesting Man in the World (2009)

[stevetheupsguy]

Originally Posted by 1989

How about starting a site askklein.com? Where Klein could answer everyones questions. He could share his vast knowledge, consult world leaders, spread world peace. All while having a Molson.

+1

Hey d, it's not that klein isn't the smartest guy in the world, he really is. He just doesn't have any common sense or social skills.

[dilligaf]

Originally Posted by Dizzee

I got it!!!!!!! It's a chia pet gone WRONG!!!!!!!!! hey. isn't that Tie's face?

[dannyboy]

it's not that klein isn't the smartest guy in the world, he really is. He just doesn't have any common sense or social skills.

Stug

Being the smartest guy in the world? Interesting.

I can see the bar has tumbled dramatically.

d

[dilligaf]

Originally Posted by dannyboy

Stug

Being the smartest guy in the world? Interesting.

I can see the bar has tumbled dramatically.

d

[Mike23]

He'll be a pirate in Saskatchewan or a buccaneer in northern Alberta.

YouTube - Last Saskatchewan Pirate

YouTube - Last Saskatchewan Pirate

[over9five]

Didn't Klein have an interview the other day?

How'd it go, Klein?

[hurricanegunner]

How about navigator on a P-1000?

[klein]

Potatoe picker today ! (maybe).

The Great Potato Give Away

Saturday September 26

th, 2009

9:00 A.M. – 4:00 P.M.

(Take Manning Freeway North to 195

th Avenue,

turn right and follow the signs!)

The Edmonton Potato Growers and the Greater Edmonton
Alliance have teamed up to bring Edmontonians to their own
"Local Harvest" on some of our city's most spectacular farmland.
•

Harvest 50 lbs of FREE POTATOES per person. THERE ARE MORE

THAN 100,000 POUNDS AVAILABLE AT NORBEST FARMS!

•

Come roll up your sleeves and feel the dirt in your fingers – no tools or bags

needed! We will supply you with a re‐useable bag for your spuds.
•

Experience and learn about the significant contribution Edmonton's farms and

farming families make to the city.
•

Learn about GEA’s campaign to preserve high yield farmland within urban

development and create a strong local food economy.
Day to include:
-

Growing Potatoes 101‐ Learn from the experts on how to grow your own

potatoes on your own city lot. 10:00 a.m.‐ 11:00 a.m.
-

Education and Visioning‐ This event is about raising awareness of the amount of

food this land produces locally, providing an update on the Municipal
Development Plan, as well as getting your input on how it should be used in the
future.. 12:00 p.m.‐1:00 p.m.
-

Kuhlmans Market Gardens and Greenhouses Fundraiser for GEA‐ After

harvesting your own local potatoes visit Kuhlmans Greenhouses and buy the rest

of your vegetables and support the work of the Greater Edmonton Alliance.

http://greateredmontonalliance.com/e...ads/potato.pdf

[stevetheupsguy]

Originally Posted by klein

th Avenue,???

Edmontonians ???•

Besides the above questions I'm stymied as to why a man of your extraordinary mental prowess and intellect would spell potato with an E on the end of it, even though it's spelled correctly in your flyer?

Does this mean you are becoming a farmer or is this a hint at what the actual job is going to be?

[cachsux]

Originally Posted by stevetheupsguy

Besides the above questions I'm stymied as to why a man of your extraordinary mental prowess and intellect would spell potato with an E on the end of it, even though it's spelled correctly in your flyer?

Does this mean you are becoming a farmer or is this a hint at what the actual job is going to be?

Either that or he`s going to become a U.S. citizen and run for vice president.

[bbsam]

Originally Posted by dilligaf

I got it!!!!!!! It's a chia pet gone WRONG!!!!!!!!! hey. isn't that Tie's face?

no that's Kevin Sorbo in retirement before being called to the movie set of Meet the Spartans.

[klein]

Originally Posted by over9five

Didn't Klein have an interview the other day?

How'd it go, Klein?

Yes, I did 095.

I think it went really well.
2 men interviewing me, had to do an apitude test... math, and adresses, etc... every page had a time limit (1 minute, up to 3 minutes).
They had a stop watch .

But, besides that a few good laughs, and UPS being so close job related... talked about that too (scanners , cods, cash, etc). and heavy loads, and so on.

I'm 1 out of 5 now.

But, have to wait until they check my references, and criminal backgroud check.
And hopefully, they choose me.

[klein]

Originally Posted by stevetheupsguy

Besides the above questions I'm stymied as to why a man of your extraordinary mental prowess and intellect would spell potato with an E on the end of it, even though it's spelled correctly in your flyer?

Does this mean you are becoming a farmer or is this a hint at what the actual job is going to be?

It didn't paste and copy right... was 195th avenue !
(I live 167 Ave and 66 Street).. we got a good modern road system here.

And yes, people from this City of Edmonton are called Edmontonians !

Same as Calgary (Calgarians).

Vancouver is even better : Vancouverites.

Anyways , picked up my 50 lbs of potatoes... fresh out of the earth... Got to love that.
Was only a 10 min drive.

[stevetheupsguy]

Originally Posted by klein

Yes, I did 095.

I think it went really well.
2 men interviewing me, had to do an apitude test... math, and adresses, etc... every page had a time limit (1 minute, up to 3 minutes).
They had a stop watch .

But, besides that a few good laughs, and UPS being so close job related... talked about that too (scanners , cods, cash, etc). and heavy loads, and so on.

I'm 1 out of 5 now.

But, have to wait until they check my references, and criminal backgroud check.
And hopefully, they choose me.

Uh oh, now he's gonna be delivering pkgs wearing bright yellow.

Originally Posted by klein

It didn't paste and copy right... was 195th avenue !
(I live 167 Ave and 66 Street).. we got a good modern road system here.

And yes, people from this City of Edmonton are called Edmontonians !

Same as Calgary (Calgarians).

Vancouver is even better : Vancouverites.

Anyways , picked up my 50 lbs of potatoes... fresh out of the earth... Got to love that.
Was only a 10 min drive.

And you my friend, are a Canidiot! LOL, sorry, couldn't resist.

[klein]

Originally Posted by stevetheupsguy

Uh oh, now he's gonna be delivering pkgs wearing bright yellow.

And you my friend, are a Canidiot! LOL, sorry, couldn't resist.

no my friend, since i gave away soo much.
It's actually Canada Post.

But, waiting, since it's government job.... they have extra procedures to follow... no hiring on the spot there.