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Old 09-28-2009, 04:31 PM   #26
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The process is complicated, but basically speaking it starts with a room full of monkeys that each have 6 dice.

It also factors in the phase of the moon, the relative humidity, and the boiling point of pure nitrogen on Tuedays in Enid, Oklahoma.

Some IE guy then takes these figures and combines them in an algorythm with the total weight of his own belly-button lint and divides the result by his wifes bra size.

There are more calculations, but they are top secret and if I told you I would then have to kill you.
Wow, you need get your letter in, you are ready for your stint in IE.

Indecently, little known factoid, the one loosing quarter UPS posted had nothing to do with the strike, it was that quarter that the head IE monkey trainer post was given to a guy who's wife wore 36 triple D's. Bad days for all .... Nice cans though...
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:19 PM   #27
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I was with you there until you misspelled "loosing."
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:30 PM   #28
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I was with you there until you misspelled "loosing."
Lucky Strikes - Loose straps mean floppy things LSMFT

I think he misspelled it on purpose... as well as incidentally as indecently.
Pretty good misspeak to me.
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I was with you there until you misspelled "loosing."
He even "loosed" more credibility, with the rest of his post.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:40 PM   #30
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wow.

I am not normally one to toot my own horn, but I have to say, the degree to which I screwed up that post is quite impressive.
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by the way what language is the title of this thread in?
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It's all "JUST NUMBERS". I guess it all adds up to the bottom line and that's the only thing all members of bc should care about. If it's positive...we get a pay check...If it's negative we may be looking for a job. It's always the bottom line no matter where you work. The world does not run on lollipops and sugar cookies.
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im all for legalization to be honest

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Don't you mean "let us pee free"?
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