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Originally Posted by soberups The process is complicated, but basically speaking it starts with a room full of monkeys that each have 6 dice.
It also factors in the phase of the moon, the relative humidity, and the boiling point of pure nitrogen on Tuedays in Enid, Oklahoma.
Some IE guy then takes these figures and combines them in an algorythm with the total weight of his own belly-button lint and divides the result by his wifes bra size.
There are more calculations, but they are top secret and if I told you I would then have to kill you. |
Wow, you need get your letter in, you are ready for your stint in IE.
Indecently, little known factoid, the one loosing quarter UPS posted had nothing to do with the strike, it was that quarter that the head IE monkey trainer post was given to a guy who's wife wore 36 triple D's. Bad days for all .... Nice cans though...