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10-25-2009, 07:12 PM
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#26 | | retired and happy
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster  Don't have to worry about 705red wanting to be your friend.  | don't have to worry about anyone at UPS being your friend | 
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10-25-2009, 07:12 PM
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#27 | | semi-pro
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Somewhere, USA
Posts: 219
Rep Power: 1520 | Re: Reasons a driver would want to go into Management
Get to park inside the yard and block the designated employee break area which results in
A: getting to violate yard control procedures at will
B: adding an additional layer of security to avoid the theft of your vehicle from the employee parking lot | |
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10-25-2009, 07:14 PM
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#28 | | semi-pro
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Somewhere, USA
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You get a nice shiny American Express card with an available credit of $0.00 | |
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10-25-2009, 07:14 PM
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#29 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
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First pick of the morning donuts. | |
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10-25-2009, 07:15 PM
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#30 | | retired and happy
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 3,331
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After working in management for maybe 2 weeks at the most you can come on Brown Cafe and pretend you are some hard azz CM that has been around for years. | |
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10-25-2009, 07:16 PM
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#31 | | ModSta in Training
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Good responses ... More, More More!!!
Very funny 
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10-25-2009, 07:17 PM
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#32 | | Moderator
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You can spend as much time as you want "training" that cute new preloader!
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10-25-2009, 07:19 PM
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#33 | | ModSta in Training
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Originally Posted by over9five You can spend as much time as you want "training" that cute new preloader! | Working on special handling in the back of the PC.
__________________ Pay no attention to what people say...observe their actions and above all else remember, "It is what it is". Its a fascinating story, but as the Ferangi say, "A good lie is easier to believe than the truth." | |
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10-25-2009, 07:21 PM
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#34 | | Moderator
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster Working on special handling in the back of the PC. | ...and Hand to surface technique.
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10-25-2009, 07:21 PM
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#35 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Bragging rights to family, colleages, and neighbors because you "browned up" on Christmas eve and delivered 10 packages. | |
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10-25-2009, 07:23 PM
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#36 | | semi-pro
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Somewhere, USA
Posts: 219
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Every day is an 8-hour request | |
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10-25-2009, 07:24 PM
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#37 | | UPSPoop
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If you do get hurt and don't come to work for 8 months, you still get your full salary. | |
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10-25-2009, 07:24 PM
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#38 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Your very own clipboard. | |
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10-25-2009, 07:26 PM
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#39 | | semi-pro
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You get your own fancy UPS email account badcompany@UPS.com | |
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10-25-2009, 07:27 PM
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#40 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
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The ability to make complicated medical diagnoses over the phone. | |
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10-25-2009, 07:34 PM
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#41 | | semi-pro
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Somewhere, USA
Posts: 219
Rep Power: 1520 | Re: Reasons a driver would want to go into Management
Get to pretend to be a cop and carry a motorola 2-way radio with attached speaker mic clipped onto your pretty pink UPS polo and say cool things like "10-4 good buddy" | |
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10-25-2009, 07:35 PM
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#42 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in a box, under a bridge
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[/QUOTE]Originally Posted by over9five You can spend as much time as you want "training" that cute new preloader! Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoaxster Working on special handling in the back of the PC. | Quote:
Originally Posted by over9five ...and Hand to surface technique. | On.....er ....by yourself
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10-25-2009, 07:36 PM
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#43 | | semi-pro
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Somewhere, USA
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Rep Power: 1520 | Re: Reasons a driver would want to go into Management
Get to pretend to be Maverick and Goose by always being TOP GUN any time you go to a class. | |
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10-25-2009, 07:39 PM
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#44 | | Member
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 394
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Originally Posted by bad company You get a nice shiny American Express card with an available credit of $0.00 | $25.00 a day in EUR!!~ | |
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10-25-2009, 07:41 PM
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#45 | | Member
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Rep Power: 1002 | Re: Reasons a driver would want to go into Management
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Originally Posted by hurricanegunner If you do get hurt and don't come to work for 8 months, you still get your full salary. | OUCH!! We're not nearly as tough or strong as you guys!!~ | |
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10-25-2009, 07:41 PM
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#46 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,387
Rep Power: 18427 | Re: Reasons a driver would want to go into Management
You get to motivate your employees with cool phrases like,
"That section practically delivers itself"
and
"Make it happen!"
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10-25-2009, 07:42 PM
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#47 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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The ability to place irate customers on "hold". | |
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10-25-2009, 07:44 PM
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#48 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
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Rep Power: 18427 | Re: Reasons a driver would want to go into Management
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Originally Posted by Dizzee The ability to place irate customers on "hold". | Or say, "I'll have the driver talk to you tomorrow!"
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10-25-2009, 07:47 PM
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#49 | | semi-pro
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Rep Power: 1520 | Re: Reasons a driver would want to go into Management
You get to be like a weather man and make forecasts. And just like a weather man, you are wrong more often than you are right, but it's no big deal because every one gets used to it | |
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10-25-2009, 07:51 PM
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#50 | | semi-pro
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Rep Power: 1520 | Re: Reasons a driver would want to go into Management
You're always "In the club" | |
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