Brown Cafe

Go Back   Brown Cafe > Brown Cafe UPS Forum > UPS Discussions

» UPSer Mega Search

» Who's Chatting!
Members In Chat: 0
No one is currently using the chat
Join the Chat!

The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a course we believe to be just.|Abraham Lincoln

UPS Whiteboard

This is a discussion on UPS Whiteboard within the UPS Discussions forums, part of the Brown Cafe UPS Forum category; If you think the commercials are lame, take a look on UPSer's.com at the whiteboard. If you have trouble falling ...

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 01-07-2007, 04:29 PM   #1
Moderator
 
Channahon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,144
Rep Power: 7226
Channahon has a reputation beyond reputeChannahon has a reputation beyond reputeChannahon has a reputation beyond reputeChannahon has a reputation beyond reputeChannahon has a reputation beyond reputeChannahon has a reputation beyond reputeChannahon has a reputation beyond reputeChannahon has a reputation beyond reputeChannahon has a reputation beyond reputeChannahon has a reputation beyond reputeChannahon has a reputation beyond repute
Default UPS Whiteboard

If you think the commercials are lame, take a look on UPSer's.com at the whiteboard. If you have trouble falling asleep - this will do it for you.
UPS should hire the company that does Bud commericals, the rubber floors are the best.
Channahon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2007, 12:15 AM   #2
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: So. Cal
Posts: 61
Rep Power: 0
mpeedy is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: UPS Whiteboard

If you look at the whiteboard section of upsers.com there is a survey you can take. In one of the questions they want you to comment on the commercials vs. reality. At least that is how I took it. I'm sure some members here would like to take it?
mpeedy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2007, 04:59 AM   #3
Industrial Slob
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,106
Rep Power: 351
hoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: UPS Whiteboard

Yeaaaahhhh. Wow. The TV ads were lame. But they are effective, if someone is bored enough to watch them. They try to reach out to ma+pa with their casual shipping service, but for UPS to explain that, they have to go to the website to let that long haired idiot explain it to them, which they're not going to because "shipping isn't their life". I say, stick with the old Brown ads, the series where the sentence of a UPSer picking up a package in Mobile, AL being finished by a UPSer delivering that package in Shanghai and vice versa coming to mind. That was a lot more creative and effective IMO.

The print and outdoor ads, along with the direct mail campaign are a lot better BTW.

Agreed about marketing like FedEx. Clients loved getting scratch+win cards for every 5 boxes that they shipped, along with an online game that they could play for cash. Not freakin boards of some moron explaining to them on a whiteboard what brown can do for them. Yet again, UPS is offering free sh-t to their clients. But no flash games!

At least they are asking for our opinions. OH WAIT, it's a freakin' quiz that they're offering to us on our free time, WITHOUT actually asking for our opinion
hoser is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2007, 07:40 AM   #4
Senior Member
 
sendagain's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 566
Rep Power: 760
sendagain has a reputation beyond reputesendagain has a reputation beyond reputesendagain has a reputation beyond reputesendagain has a reputation beyond reputesendagain has a reputation beyond reputesendagain has a reputation beyond reputesendagain has a reputation beyond reputesendagain has a reputation beyond reputesendagain has a reputation beyond reputesendagain has a reputation beyond reputesendagain has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: UPS Whiteboard

I had a much better idea than that and would have worked a whole lot cheaper than 35 million. Some years ago we had somebody ship an alligator through UPS. Why not make a commercial showing an alligator escaping out of a package, crawling out of the back of a package car. Then you say, "We know we are the best shipping company in the business, but please, no alligators." Simple, concise, and more than a little effective.
sendagain is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2007, 08:42 AM   #5
Industrial Slob
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,106
Rep Power: 351
hoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: UPS Whiteboard

$35 million is NOTHING.
UPS Revenue last year was 11 700 000 000.
An aggressive Ad Campaign, involving new commercials, print ads, website, and even decorating subway stations is costing UPS 35 000 000.

35/11 700 = 0.00299145299145299145299
This semi-aggressive ad campaign is costing UPS 0.002% of last year's revenue.

Money well spent.

Quote:
Originally Posted by sendagain View Post
I had a much better idea than that and would have worked a whole lot cheaper than 35 million. Some years ago we had somebody ship an alligator through UPS. Why not make a commercial showing an alligator escaping out of a package, crawling out of the back of a package car. Then you say, "We know we are the best shipping company in the business, but please, no alligators." Simple, concise, and more than a little effective.
Go here:
UPS. Celebrating 100 Years of Service.
Click on year 2000

Watch all the ads. Funny, effective, and to the point. Especially the Consultants spot in 2000.

I think UPS is just trying to define itself differently from FX and their funny ads, that are effective, but don't really fully explain what FX has to offer (the average joe is starting to understand the difference between Green and Orange, ground and express). Whiteboard isn't bad, but it ain't spectacular either.

Last edited by hoser; 01-08-2007 at 08:50 AM.
hoser is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2007, 10:32 AM   #6
Fisherman
 
bobcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: east coast
Posts: 7
Rep Power: 0
bobcat is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: UPS Whiteboard

Hoser,
You got the revenue for last year wrong. Are you just showing 1 quarter? I think it was more like $40 Billion for the whole year
bobcat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2007, 11:36 AM   #7
Bring'n sexy back
 
Keepingthemhonest's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 109
Rep Power: 21
Keepingthemhonest has a reputation beyond reputeKeepingthemhonest has a reputation beyond reputeKeepingthemhonest has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: UPS Whiteboard

Thank tieguy for the whiteboard, he road the short bus.
Keepingthemhonest is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2007, 10:51 PM   #8
Industrial Slob
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,106
Rep Power: 351
hoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond reputehoser has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: UPS Whiteboard

Quote:
Originally Posted by bobcat View Post
Hoser,
You got the revenue for last year wrong. Are you just showing 1 quarter? I think it was more like $40 Billion for the whole year
you are correct, that was only Q2 for FY2006. Thanks for pointing that out
UPS revenue, profit up, but miss Street expectations - Business First of Louisville:
hoser is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2007, 11:19 PM   #9
I live dilbert
 
tieguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Posts: 8,455
Rep Power: 22142
tieguy has a reputation beyond reputetieguy has a reputation beyond reputetieguy has a reputation beyond reputetieguy has a reputation beyond reputetieguy has a reputation beyond reputetieguy has a reputation beyond reputetieguy has a reputation beyond reputetieguy has a reputation beyond reputetieguy has a reputation beyond reputetieguy has a reputation beyond reputetieguy has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: UPS Whiteboard

Quote:
Originally Posted by Keepingthemhonest View Post
Thank tieguy for the whiteboard, he road the short bus.
LOL, thanks I think. Actually it looks like the stuffed shirts that do our normal conservative marketing tried to get hip. So what you have is some long haired guy who comes across real bland.

The concept is not all bad. It allows shippers the option to narrow their search for information to the appropriate catogory. Most people probably won't have the attention span needed to follow it through but those that do will appreciate this feature.
__________________
If you are the christ child then come on Obama walk across my swimming pool.
tieguy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2007, 02:01 PM   #10
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 2
Rep Power: 0
mazula is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: UPS Whiteboard

I think the whiteboard guy is quite handsome. And he comes across as very sincere.
mazula is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
ups, whiteboard

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 08:28 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0
Contents Copyright© 1999 - 2008 Style and Design LLC - This website is not sponsored or endorsed by UPS, FedEx or the Teamsters Union.
Content on Brown Cafe forums may not be duplicated without permission.