IT Strategy

bukkake fashions · 09-26-2006, 09:19 PM

Hi guys and gals,

I am currently doing my masters in Business IT in Melbourne, Australia.

One of my research essays includes defining an IT strategy for UPS, I was wondering if anyone here had an inside word on IT strategy for UPS and would be able to help me out in relation to the direction that UPS may be taking or if any new technologies are being looked into.

Thanks in advance!

No Talent Clown · 09-26-2006, 09:57 PM

I would help you....but first you need to call the helpdesk....

09-27-2006, 05:25 AM

Dear researcher, any discussion of UPS technology strategy would be considered "classified" in terms of disclosure. You may want to consider gathering whatever you can from the open internet and i would certainly hope noone would disclose anything further.

VoiceOfReason · 09-27-2006, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by No Talent Clown

I would help you....but first you need to call the helpdesk....

Haha. If that ain't the truth. Also I think you need to change your name. Bukkake? Urban Dictionary: bukkake

brownISer · 09-27-2006, 09:02 AM

do you have access to the UPS Intranet (www.inside.ups.com) if so, try this link: http://ea.inside.ups.com/ea/apps/home/index.aspx

09-27-2006, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukkake fashions

Hi guys and gals,

I am currently doing my masters in Business IT in Melbourne, Australia.

One of my research essays includes defining an IT strategy for UPS, I was wondering if anyone here had an inside word on IT strategy for UPS and would be able to help me out in relation to the direction that UPS may be taking or if any new technologies are being looked into.

Thanks in advance!

Likely projects include:
DIAD V

Preloader Unemployment System

SBD II for Automotive

System for Managing Union Timecards

De-skilling Algorithm For Technicians

...and many more.

helenofcalifornia · 09-27-2006, 04:56 PM

Voice of Reason: Where did you come up with that bakake (sp) thing? Sick, sick, sick!!!!

VoiceOfReason · 09-28-2006, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by helenofcalifornia

Voice of Reason: Where did you come up with that bakake (sp) thing? Sick, sick, sick!!!!

The guy asking the question was named Bukkake Fashions. I've surfed a lot of porn and seen it all and I coulnd believe that guy would name himself after something like that.

Urban Dictionary: Define Your World is the source for finding out what nasty and slang type words mean.

helenofcalifornia · 09-28-2006, 03:52 PM

Sorry Voice of Reason, I responded to the wrong person. I am beginning to like you more and more. You're alright even though you are a rookie. Heh, heh, heh.

VoiceOfReason · 09-28-2006, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by helenofcalifornia

Sorry Voice of Reason, I responded to the wrong person. I am beginning to like you more and more. You're alright even though you are a rookie. Heh, heh, heh.

Thanks. I think

bukkake fashions · 09-30-2006, 07:11 PM

Thanks for all of your help, as for Bukkake Fashions, its a clothing brand I started. And yes it is pretty rude

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hoser · 09-30-2006, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukkake fashions

Hi guys and gals,

I am currently doing my masters in Business IT in Melbourne, Australia.

One of my research essays includes defining an IT strategy for UPS, I was wondering if anyone here had an inside word on IT strategy for UPS and would be able to help me out in relation to the direction that UPS may be taking or if any new technologies are being looked into.

Thanks in advance!

you're going for your masters and you're trying to obtain propriatery information over the internet. did the ethics chair OK that?:confused1

bukkake fashions · 10-01-2006, 01:47 AM

Ethics?
I think that must be in the last semester, never heard the word before...

hoser · 10-01-2006, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukkake fashions

Ethics?
I think that must be in the last semester, never heard the word before...

You're going for your masters, so that requires primary research, right? You're obtaining data through human subjects, and your school doesn't require you to propose your methods research to an ethics comittee? Does your school even have a Office of Research Ethics?

trickpony1 · 10-01-2006, 05:57 PM

I think this thread just got blown out of the water

bukkake fashions · 10-01-2006, 05:58 PM

It does in fact...

I was mainly looking for a starting point. Pretty much what your Anonymous friend did...

Likely projects include:
DIAD V

Preloader Unemployment System

SBD II for Automotive

System for Managing Union Timecards

De-skilling Algorithm For Technicians

Feel free to PM me if you would like some more info.

trickpony1 · 10-01-2006, 07:20 PM

It could be me and my paranoid/twisted/delusional mind (according to some management posters), but I get the real strong impression that the original poster is "pulling our leg", so to speak.

"Why?", you ask.

I went to one of the free encyclopedia sites and typed in "bukkake". I am reasonable sure that Cheryl doesn't want me to relay what I saw. While this material may appeal to some....it didn't do anything for me.

But then it could just be me........

(no smilie faces here)

hoser · 10-01-2006, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukkake fashions

It does in fact...

I was mainly looking for a starting point. Pretty much what your Anonymous friend did...

Likely projects include:
DIAD V

Preloader Unemployment System

SBD II for Automotive

System for Managing Union Timecards

De-skilling Algorithm For Technicians

Feel free to PM me if you would like some more info.

Quote:

Originally Posted by trickpony1

I went to one of the free encyclopedia sites and typed in "bukkake". I am reasonable sure that Cheryl doesn't want me to relay what I saw. While this material may appeal to some....it didn't do anything for me.

What did you see? Because all I saw was a bunch of text

speeddemon · 10-02-2006, 03:43 AM

Trollin....Trollin....Trollin............RAWHIDE!! !!!!

12-24-2007, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukkake fashions

Hi guys and gals,

I am currently doing my masters in Business IT in Melbourne, Australia.

One of my research essays includes defining an IT strategy for UPS, I was wondering if anyone here had an inside word on IT strategy for UPS and would be able to help me out in relation to the direction that UPS may be taking or if any new technologies are being looked into.

Thanks in advance!

HI,
Just been reading this thread - Buk Fashions - have you tried yet to get a job in UPS, from the sound of your queries and not to mention name, I would say that you are well suited to a management position! We like people with spunk!

12-25-2007, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracer

HI,
Just been reading this thread - Buk Fashions - have you tried yet to get a job in UPS, from the sound of your queries and not to mention name, I would say that you are well suited to a management position! We like people with spunk!

12-28-2007, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukkake fashions

It does in fact...

I was mainly looking for a starting point. Pretty much what your Anonymous friend did...

Likely projects include:
DIAD V

Preloader Unemployment System

SBD II for Automotive

System for Managing Union Timecards

De-skilling Algorithm For Technicians

Feel free to PM me if you would like some more info.

Of course, UPS uses mnemonics for every system. So, that list is:

DIAD V
PUS
SBD II 4A
SMUT
DAFT

09-23-2008, 03:40 AM

You will definitely fit right in with UPS management. The whole bukkake fetish should really get you ahead. If you have the spine of a jellyfish and the intelligence gravel, you will make CEO in no time!!!

AirTechSpec · 09-26-2008, 07:00 PM

One of our current strategic goals: Replace ~10,000 VB 6.0 programs before 2014.