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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 532616" data-attributes="member: 1246">The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was Tenille's oldest brother from Pittsburgh, a Steeler mascot and a child molester to boot but I guess that is redundant.Tenille remembered the good ol' days when she was somebody. Donny Osmond loved me back then and his purple socks looked good thrown on the floor beside my bed. Donny wrote this for me. I was the "One Bad Apple", but as the deep purple falls over sleepy garden walls</blockquote>