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<blockquote data-quote="over9five" data-source="post: 552865" data-attributes="member: 1401"><p>An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk? </p><p></p><p>"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology." </p><p></p><p>Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him. </p><p>"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.</p><p></p><p>"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I. </p><p>Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) . </p><p>The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought </p><p>Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor along with some chopped onion, cumin and chile powder went Kirk. Toast had forgotten about the zero gravity situation </p><p> </p><p>so when the top popped off the food processor, Kirk</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="over9five, post: 552865, member: 1401"] An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk? "Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology." Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him. "Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section. "That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I. Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) . The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor along with some chopped onion, cumin and chile powder went Kirk. Toast had forgotten about the zero gravity situation so when the top popped off the food processor, Kirk [/QUOTE]
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