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<blockquote data-quote="tonyexpress" data-source="post: 4732134" data-attributes="member: 1940"><p><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-nationwide-mask-mandate-and-womandate" target="_blank"><strong>Biden Promises Nationwide Mask Mandate And Womandate</strong></a></p><p></p><p>WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of recent events, Biden has updated his COVID plan to include not just a mask mandate, but a mask womandate as well. In a prepared statement given to his nurse and posted on Twitter, the completely legitimate and unquestioned president-elect apologized for the sexist language in his plan.</p><p></p><p>"Listen folks-- we all make mistakes. I realized this morning that my COVID plan includes a mask mandate, but not a womandate. I have amended and also awomended my plan to include a mask womandate," Biden read off his teleprompter. "We will also be adding a mask non-binarydate, a mask genderqueerdate, a mask two-spiritdate, a mask polygenderdate, and a mask non-binarytrans-speciesdate. More 'dates' will be arriving as we continue to do our research to make sure no one is left out."</p><p></p><p>Warning to [USER=43500]@Operational needs[/USER] this is a parody website. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> However, the far left really believes this stuff. lol</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tonyexpress, post: 4732134, member: 1940"] [URL='https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-nationwide-mask-mandate-and-womandate'][B]Biden Promises Nationwide Mask Mandate And Womandate[/B][/URL] WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of recent events, Biden has updated his COVID plan to include not just a mask mandate, but a mask womandate as well. In a prepared statement given to his nurse and posted on Twitter, the completely legitimate and unquestioned president-elect apologized for the sexist language in his plan. "Listen folks-- we all make mistakes. I realized this morning that my COVID plan includes a mask mandate, but not a womandate. I have amended and also awomended my plan to include a mask womandate," Biden read off his teleprompter. "We will also be adding a mask non-binarydate, a mask genderqueerdate, a mask two-spiritdate, a mask polygenderdate, and a mask non-binarytrans-speciesdate. More 'dates' will be arriving as we continue to do our research to make sure no one is left out." Warning to [USER=43500]@Operational needs[/USER] this is a parody website. :lol: However, the far left really believes this stuff. lol [/QUOTE]
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