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<blockquote data-quote="dman" data-source="post: 666843" data-attributes="member: 538"><p>This thread reminds me of a story:</p><p> </p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 10px">Battle of the Body</span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></u></em></strong><span style="font-size: 10px">When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The brain said to the other parts of the body, Since I control everything and do all the thinking, therefore I should be boss! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">And the feet said, Since I carry Man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, so I should be boss!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">And the hands said, Since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be boss instead! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">And the eyes said, Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where danger lurks, surely I should be boss!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">And so were the mouth, the lungs and the heart arguing over who should be the boss and finally the anus spoke up and demanded that he should be made boss. All of the other parts broke out in laughter at the idea of an anus being made boss. The anus was very angry and felt so insulted that he decided to block himself off and refused to let anything come out of it.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Soon after several days and weeks, the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet became too weak to walk, the hands hung limply at the sides, the mouth couldn't eat anything, and the lungs and the heart struggled to keep going... Finally all of them pleaded with the brain to relent and let the anus be boss over all the other parts. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">And so it happened. All the other parts resumed their functions and the anus became the boss. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The moral of the story is: You don't have to have a brain to be boss, just an anus! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">My moral - there are no unimportant jobs at UPS - for us to make money moving packages we each have to do a many things right!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dman, post: 666843, member: 538"] This thread reminds me of a story: [B][I][U][SIZE=2]Battle of the Body [/SIZE][/U][/I][/B][I][U][SIZE=2][/size][/u][/I][U][SIZE=2][/size][/U][SIZE=2]When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss. The brain said to the other parts of the body, Since I control everything and do all the thinking, therefore I should be boss! And the feet said, Since I carry Man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, so I should be boss! And the hands said, Since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be boss instead! And the eyes said, Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where danger lurks, surely I should be boss! And so were the mouth, the lungs and the heart arguing over who should be the boss and finally the anus spoke up and demanded that he should be made boss. All of the other parts broke out in laughter at the idea of an anus being made boss. The anus was very angry and felt so insulted that he decided to block himself off and refused to let anything come out of it. Soon after several days and weeks, the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet became too weak to walk, the hands hung limply at the sides, the mouth couldn't eat anything, and the lungs and the heart struggled to keep going... Finally all of them pleaded with the brain to relent and let the anus be boss over all the other parts. And so it happened. All the other parts resumed their functions and the anus became the boss. The moral of the story is: You don't have to have a brain to be boss, just an anus! My moral - there are no unimportant jobs at UPS - for us to make money moving packages we each have to do a many things right! [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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