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5 Commandments for using a helper (On Topic)
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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 3379790" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p>1. Thou shalt not tell me how I could do my job better after 3 days into your temporary UPS career.</p><p></p><p>2. Thou shalt be reasonably intelligent.</p><p></p><p>3. Thou shalt show up on time.</p><p></p><p>4. Thou shalt put away thy damn cell phone.</p><p></p><p>5. Thou shalt walk faster than this old man. If thou cannot then thou shalt be ashamed of thyself.</p><p></p><p>6. If thou feels the need to relieve thyself, thou shalt remember to stay close to the truck because thou are wearing brown and it is hunting season.</p><p></p><p>7.Thou shalt keep the door shut because it is friend#1@%*g cold out.</p><p></p><p>8. Thou can go home when I say so.</p><p></p><p>9. Remember, if thou gets hurt I will have no choice but to leave you where you lie so the wolves can eat you at night and the vultures can pick your eyeballs out the next morning.</p><p></p><p>10.Remember, I AM THE BIG BABOOBA. Thou SHALT have a twisted sense of humor.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 3379790, member: 5402"] 1. Thou shalt not tell me how I could do my job better after 3 days into your temporary UPS career. 2. Thou shalt be reasonably intelligent. 3. Thou shalt show up on time. 4. Thou shalt put away thy damn cell phone. 5. Thou shalt walk faster than this old man. If thou cannot then thou shalt be ashamed of thyself. 6. If thou feels the need to relieve thyself, thou shalt remember to stay close to the truck because thou are wearing brown and it is hunting season. 7.Thou shalt keep the door shut because it is friend#1@%*g cold out. 8. Thou can go home when I say so. 9. Remember, if thou gets hurt I will have no choice but to leave you where you lie so the wolves can eat you at night and the vultures can pick your eyeballs out the next morning. 10.Remember, I AM THE BIG BABOOBA. Thou SHALT have a twisted sense of humor. [/QUOTE]
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