60's Music Re-Release

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Baba gounj, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    60’s Music Re-Release

    Cheree C. sent me a note about TIME-LIFE releasing an “updated” version of some 60’s music. Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
    They include:
    Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
    Herman’s Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.
    Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
    The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
    Roberta Flack — The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
    Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now.
    Paul Simon — Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
    The Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
    Marvin Gaye — Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
    Procol Harem — A Whiter Shade of Hair.
    Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
    The Temptations — Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
    Abba — Denture Queen.
    Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
    Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
    Leslie Gore — It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry if I want To.
    And Last but NOT least…
    Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again
  2. raceanoncr

    raceanoncr Well-Known Member

    Baba, that hurts. It's funny, but it hurts!