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<blockquote data-quote="Sammie" data-source="post: 235868" data-attributes="member: 8657"><p>And don't forget... Our Rules go right along with Our Words:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>1.The female makes the rules.</p><p> </p><p>2.Which are subject to change at any time without warning.</p><p> </p><p>3. No man can possibly know all of them and attempts to document </p><p>the rules are not permitted.</p><p> </p><p>4.If a female suspects that a male may know some or all the rules,</p><p>changes must be made immediately.</p><p> </p><p>5.The female is never wrong.</p><p> </p><p>6.But if she is, it's because of something the male did, said, did not do,</p><p>or did not say.</p><p> </p><p>7.If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having</p><p>been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13.</p><p> </p><p>8.The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all.</p><p> </p><p>9.The male is never permitted to change his mind under any</p><p>circumstances without the express written consent of the female which is given only in cases where the female wanted him to change his mind but gave no indication of that wish. See rules 6, 7, 12, and 13.</p><p> </p><p>10.The female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason, real or</p><p>imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which in her sole</p><p>judgement she deems appropriate. The male is not to be given any sign of the root cause of the female's being angry or upset. The female may,</p><p>however, give false or misleading reasons to see if the male is paying</p><p>attention. See rule 13.</p><p> </p><p>11.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.</p><p> </p><p>12.Under no circumstances may the female give the male any clue or</p><p>indication whether or why she wants him to be angry or upset.</p><p> </p><p>13.The male is expected to read the mind of the female at all times.</p><p>Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties imposed at the</p><p>sole discretion of the female.</p><p> </p><p>14.The female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any past</p><p>incident without regard to temporal or spacial distance, and modify,</p><p>enlarge, embellish, or totally reconstruct it in order to demonstrate to</p><p>the male that he is now or has in the past been wrong, insensitive,</p><p>pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish.</p><p> </p><p>15.The female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence to</p><p>illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her the</p><p>consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions that he has</p><p>bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals, sports teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or coworkers. Such illustrations are non-rebuttable.</p><p> </p><p>16.If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female is permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors she wishes without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior.</p><p> </p><p>17.Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought,</p><p>opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective</p><p>interpretation of the female, other external factors not-withstanding.</p><p>Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons, extenuations, or</p><p>rationalizations will not be entertained. Desperate pleas for mercy </p><p>and forgiveness are acceptable under some circumstances, </p><p>especially when accompanied by tangible evidence of contrition. </p><p> </p><p>There! I think that about covers it!!<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sammie, post: 235868, member: 8657"] And don't forget... Our Rules go right along with Our Words: 1.The female makes the rules. 2.Which are subject to change at any time without warning. 3. No man can possibly know all of them and attempts to document the rules are not permitted. 4.If a female suspects that a male may know some or all the rules, changes must be made immediately. 5.The female is never wrong. 6.But if she is, it's because of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say. 7.If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13. 8.The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all. 9.The male is never permitted to change his mind under any circumstances without the express written consent of the female which is given only in cases where the female wanted him to change his mind but gave no indication of that wish. See rules 6, 7, 12, and 13. 10.The female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason, real or imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which in her sole judgement she deems appropriate. The male is not to be given any sign of the root cause of the female's being angry or upset. The female may, however, give false or misleading reasons to see if the male is paying attention. See rule 13. 11.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12.Under no circumstances may the female give the male any clue or indication whether or why she wants him to be angry or upset. 13.The male is expected to read the mind of the female at all times. Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties imposed at the sole discretion of the female. 14.The female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any past incident without regard to temporal or spacial distance, and modify, enlarge, embellish, or totally reconstruct it in order to demonstrate to the male that he is now or has in the past been wrong, insensitive, pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish. 15.The female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence to illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her the consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions that he has bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals, sports teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or coworkers. Such illustrations are non-rebuttable. 16.If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female is permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors she wishes without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior. 17.Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought, opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective interpretation of the female, other external factors not-withstanding. Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons, extenuations, or rationalizations will not be entertained. Desperate pleas for mercy and forgiveness are acceptable under some circumstances, especially when accompanied by tangible evidence of contrition. There! I think that about covers it!!:lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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