A GREAT DEAL! (10,000 and above posters only)

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Big Babooba, Jul 30, 2010.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Dear 10,000 Post Poster,

    Congratulations on reaching this important milestone. I am sure that you are proud of what you have achieved. As a reward for your great achievement, we at Big Babooba Enterprises have arranged a special offer for you. You are eligible to receive the Brown Cafe 10,000 Post - Poster's Discount Card! Just present this card when making a purchase from one of our participating merchants and enjoy the savings! Our list or merchants is growing every day. Here are just a few deals that we offer to you:

    • Automobiles - $10,000 off the purchase of any new Studebaker*, Oldsmobile, Hudson, Desoto, Kaiser, Rambler or Edsel (Participating dealers only. - * Does not include Avanti.)
    • Air Travel - Free lifetime travel on Pan American Airways, Eastern Air Lines and Transamerica Airlines.
    • 50% off all purchases at W T Grant, Gimbals, Jordan Marsh, Filenes, G Fox & Co and Abraham & Straus.
    • 25% off shipping charges from REA Express.
    • 30% off your meal at Rustler Steak House
    • 75% off of you fare when traveling on the Pennsylvania, New York, New Haven & Hartford (New Haven) or New York Central railroads.
    There is a one time processing fee of $250, but this is a mere pittance compared to the bundles of money that you will save over your lifetime. We know that you are eager to start saving right away. Just send your payment (certified funds only) to :

    Big Babooba Enterprises
    69 Tucanchu Street
    Shanghai, China

  2. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Sign me up!!
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Just submit those missing 8,600 posts!
  4. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    I'll never reach 10,000:sad-very:
  5. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    a journie of a 10 thousand posts begins with a single post!
  6. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    and the ones with the notches on them, those don't count!
  7. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    Impressive offer. are there any discounts on the hotel room girls?
  8. rod

    rod retired and happy

    finally---something to look forward to. I'm going to practice typing with 3 fingers instead of two. (and I will just pretend to know everything)
  9. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Rustler Steak House is gone?? I didn't know that--used to love to go there.
  10. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Back to work you!

  11. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.


    (Don't tell Bubbles.)
  12. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Having anything good? Might be able to make it by 1630
  13. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    PB & J

    Don't want to spoil my dinner.
  14. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Dispense with the chit chat. Just send the money. Thank you!
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Wow, he acts like he started this thread....
  16. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    more has more posts backing up then the rest of us do.......................
  17. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Moreluck is eligible for the Brown Cafe 10,000 Post - Poster's Discount Platinum Card! As a Thank You gift she'll receive a digital calculator and the latest in home theater systems.


    You have to admit that she's one lucky lady. We at Big Babooba Enterprises most certainly agree!
  18. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Be nice---she is a legacy.

    However, she seems to have confused quantity with quality.
  19. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    Wow, this offer just keeps getting better and better.

    There's a rumor going around that at 1,000 posts a "certificate" is available declaring that the assignee, to all that may read it, that (in my case 30+ years) they MAY BE ELIGIBLE to receive the coveted 10,000 post discount offer.

    I passed by this washing machine earlier today and that may be a kinda' nice addition to the Gift Package.
    There's lots of them around here. Many are almost complete. Some come "Green"....

    Good for washing your bow-hunting fatigues (unless you live in PA where you hunt deer with a Dodge Avenger)
  20. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    [SIZE=-1]Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, intelligent direction and skillful execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1]WILLIAM A. FOSTER, quoted in Igniting the Spirit at Work: Daily Reflections[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]Quality tends to fan out like waves.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1]ROBERT M. PIRSIG, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]Quantity has a quality all its own.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1]VLADIMIR LENIN, quoted in James F. Dunnigan's How to Make War[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]If I cannot overwhelm with my quality, I will overwhelm with my quantity.[/SIZE]