A Philosophical Question

[MrFedEx]

Which of the following "rewards/awards" is the most or conversely, least valuable? The list is not exhaustive because I'm not sure what kind of cheap Chinese crap is being awarded these days, so please be understanding.

1. A paper BZ

2. An "attaboy" or "attagirl"

3. FedEx logo cup

4. FedEx logo mechanical pencil/pen

5. FedEx logo lunchbag/garbage bag/barf bag

6. FedEx logo water bottle

7. FedEx logo squeezie toy

8. FedEx logo plastic airplane

9. FedEx logo frisbee

10. FedEx logo yo-yo

11. FedEx logo watch

12. FedEx "certificate" of accomplishment (DG, CTV, etc)

13. FedEx logo plastic truck

14. FedEx logo backpack for midgets

15. FedEx logo shopping bag

16. FedEx logo rubber dog poop

17, FedEx logo rubber biscuit

You know, I get excited just reading about awards like these. Fred must have a factory in China that just spits this crap out by the container-load.

 

[packageguy]

Don't make fun of the chinese, my uncle might get mad. lol

 

[Mr Fedex]

Bragging to everyone on the entire site 2 years ago that you will retire in 9 months = PRICELESS

 

[zapmail]

Last award I was up for I looked at my choices maybe 8 times..then..threw it all away. Crap.

 

[Ricochet1a]

Bragging to everyone on the entire site 2 years ago that you will retire in 9 months = PRICELESS

Well, here's my version....

Being a stooge for Fred = PATHETIC

 

[MrFedEx]

Bragging to everyone on the entire site 2 years ago that you will retire in 9 months = PRICELESS

That's all you've ever got. I'll leave when I feel like it.

 

[Mr. 7]

Of the 17 listed, I've probably only seen two or three of them.
I've never heard of anyone getting any of all the other ones listed.

 

[Mr Fedex]

That's all you've ever got. I'll leave when I feel like it.

You felt like leaving years ago.

 

[Glorifiedpackmule]

If its not made of gold I could care less. I don't usually get awards anyways. I've never been one of the "chosen" at either of the stations I've worked at.

 

[SmithBarney]

Gold is best, Pawn shops like gold.
The rest is junk.

 

[Cactus]

You felt like leaving years ago.

Practically everybody felt like leaving years ago, that feeling hasn't changed either......except for you suckass.

 

[Mr Fedex]

except for you suckass.

Thats right,back up your boy and throw the insults at me.Im so sure you knew what everyone was thinking at FedEx years ago.Everyone wanted to leave.Yeah ok.I'm sorry things have not turned out so good for you and you are not as fortunate as some of us but name calling wont help your situation sir.

 

[59 Dano]

That's all you've ever got. I'll leave when I feel like it.

You made a big deal about it and let your mouth write a check that your butt couldn't cash and you did it more than once.

Own your actions.

 

[MrFedEx]

You made a big deal about it and let your mouth write a check that your butt couldn't cash and you did it more than once.

Own your actions.

I do. I will leave when I accomplish my goals here. I migbt already be out of FedEx.

 

[Damon77]

I used to tell my Manager when he told me I was elegeble for a service award to pick something out of the catalog his kids would like and give it to them. It's all crap.