A Philosophical Question

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Aug 26, 2012.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Which of the following "rewards/awards" is the most or conversely, least valuable? The list is not exhaustive because I'm not sure what kind of cheap Chinese crap is being awarded these days, so please be understanding.

    1. A paper BZ

    2. An "attaboy" or "attagirl"

    3. FedEx logo cup

    4. FedEx logo mechanical pencil/pen

    5. FedEx logo lunchbag/garbage bag/barf bag

    6. FedEx logo water bottle

    7. FedEx logo squeezie toy

    8. FedEx logo plastic airplane

    9. FedEx logo frisbee

    10. FedEx logo yo-yo

    11. FedEx logo watch

    12. FedEx "certificate" of accomplishment (DG, CTV, etc)

    13. FedEx logo plastic truck

    14. FedEx logo backpack for midgets

    15. FedEx logo shopping bag

    16. FedEx logo rubber dog poop

    17, FedEx logo rubber biscuit

    You know, I get excited just reading about awards like these. Fred must have a factory in China that just spits this crap out by the container-load.
  2. packageguy

    packageguy Well-Known Member

    Don't make fun of the chinese, my uncle might get mad. lol
  3. Mr Fedex

    Mr Fedex Banned

    Bragging to everyone on the entire site 2 years ago that you will retire in 9 months = PRICELESS
  4. zapmail

    zapmail New Member

    Last award I was up for I looked at my choices maybe 8 times..then..threw it all away. Crap.
  5. Ricochet1a

    Ricochet1a New Member

    Well, here's my version....

    Being a stooge for Fred = PATHETIC
  6. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    That's all you've ever got. I'll leave when I feel like it.
  7. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    Of the 17 listed, I've probably only seen two or three of them.
    I've never heard of anyone getting any of all the other ones listed.
  8. Mr Fedex

    Mr Fedex Banned

    You felt like leaving years ago.
  9. If its not made of gold I could care less. I don't usually get awards anyways. I've never been one of the "chosen" at either of the stations I've worked at.
  10. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    Gold is best, Pawn shops like gold.
    The rest is junk.
  11. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    Practically everybody felt like leaving years ago, that feeling hasn't changed either......except for you suckass.
  12. Mr Fedex

    Mr Fedex Banned

    Thats right,back up your boy and throw the insults at me.Im so sure you knew what everyone was thinking at FedEx years ago.Everyone wanted to leave.Yeah ok.I'm sorry things have not turned out so good for you and you are not as fortunate as some of us but name calling wont help your situation sir.
  13. 59 Dano

    59 Dano Some of my best friends are black.

    You made a big deal about it and let your mouth write a check that your butt couldn't cash and you did it more than once.

    Own your actions.
  14. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    I do. I will leave when I accomplish my goals here. I migbt already be out of FedEx.
  15. Damon77

    Damon77 Member

    I used to tell my Manager when he told me I was elegeble for a service award to pick something out of the catalog his kids would like and give it to them. It's all crap.