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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 590919" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">One night, many years ago, in my Preload days, I was unloading a feeder with my friend Don. He lifted a wooden crate that weighed 70 lbs (our weight limit back then). It was addressed to the nearby Tampax factory. This was our conversation:</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“What the hell is Tampax getting this time?”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“Elephant tampon”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“Elephant tampons? Come on now”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“I’m serious”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“A case of elephant tampons?”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“No, a case with an elephant tampon”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“Go on, you’re full of ****. I never heard such a thing”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“Of course not. They don’t advertise all their stuff. You’re not gonna see a Tampax elephant tampon commercial on TV. Not many elephants watch TV. A friend of mine works in quality control there and she told me all about them”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“Really?”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“Yeah. Think about it. Elephants are mammals. Mammals have periods. Thus elephants have periods. It’s a big mess and not a pretty sight. Tampax saw the market and now have it cornered. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed"> If you go to the zoo or circus, you never see an elephant having a period. It’s not good PR. Suppose a little kid sees an elephant during her time. It could have a traumatizing effect on them. ‘Daddy, what’s wrong with the elephant? Mommy look! The elephant is dying!’”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“I never thought about that”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“She told me that they just developed one with an eyebolt. They just hook up a cable and effortlessly winch it out. The old ones had a rope. They would sedate the elephant and four or five guys would play tug of war with it.”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“What does she do?”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“She’s in QC. She runs tests on used product. Women hired as testers send them in by the mail. The big ones come via UPS”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“You mean…..”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“Why do you think it weighs so much? Pop it out, wrap it up and send it off. We’re performing a vital service”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">“Ewwwww!”</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed">A supervisor in the background was listening in the whole time. He fought hard to keep from laughing. Towards the end he almost pissed his pants!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">How gullible can somebody be?<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/happy-very.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy-very:" title="Happy Very :happy-very:" data-shortname=":happy-very:" /></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 590919, member: 5402"] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]One night, many years ago, in my Preload days, I was unloading a feeder with my friend Don. He lifted a wooden crate that weighed 70 lbs (our weight limit back then). It was addressed to the nearby Tampax factory. This was our conversation:[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“What the hell is Tampax getting this time?”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“Elephant tampon”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“Elephant tampons? Come on now”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“I’m serious”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“A case of elephant tampons?”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“No, a case with an elephant tampon”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“Go on, you’re full of ****. I never heard such a thing”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“Of course not. They don’t advertise all their stuff. You’re not gonna see a Tampax elephant tampon commercial on TV. Not many elephants watch TV. A friend of mine works in quality control there and she told me all about them”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“Really?”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“Yeah. Think about it. Elephants are mammals. Mammals have periods. Thus elephants have periods. It’s a big mess and not a pretty sight. Tampax saw the market and now have it cornered. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed] If you go to the zoo or circus, you never see an elephant having a period. It’s not good PR. Suppose a little kid sees an elephant during her time. It could have a traumatizing effect on them. ‘Daddy, what’s wrong with the elephant? Mommy look! The elephant is dying!’”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“I never thought about that”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“She told me that they just developed one with an eyebolt. They just hook up a cable and effortlessly winch it out. The old ones had a rope. They would sedate the elephant and four or five guys would play tug of war with it.”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“What does she do?”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“She’s in QC. She runs tests on used product. Women hired as testers send them in by the mail. The big ones come via UPS”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“You mean…..”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“Why do you think it weighs so much? Pop it out, wrap it up and send it off. We’re performing a vital service”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]“Ewwwww!”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]A supervisor in the background was listening in the whole time. He fought hard to keep from laughing. Towards the end he almost pissed his pants! How gullible can somebody be?:happy-very: [/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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