Annoying Seasonals

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ohioUPSer, Nov 12, 2018.

  1. ohioUPSer

    ohioUPSer Member

    Any if you guys get those annoying seasonals at your hub? I am an international auditor still a union thing and i got done with a package and asked the seasonal for the scanner and she goes “5 bucks” and looks at me with inbred eyes. I about lost it
     
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  2. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    I mean, you’re in Ohio. Isn’t everyone inbred there?
     
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  3. ohioUPSer

    ohioUPSer Member

    I’m dead. lol
     
  4. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Depends how close you are to the Kentucky border
     
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  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    A couple hundred of them sign up for this site every year.
     
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  6. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Well TIL
     
  7. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    what was the outcome
     
  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    You damn millennials can't type out anything can you?
     
  9. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    MYODB
     
  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  11. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    I can’t wait until he reads my original post

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  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Poor guys high school sweetheart (his sister) left him for the whole offensive and defensive lines.
     
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  13. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    She made a big jump from the water boy
     
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  14. PappyLand

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  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

     
  16. brostalss

    brostalss Active Member

    I believe that's West Virginia.
     
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  17. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    My universal test for inbreds is to say the phrase “Grab ‘em by the pusillanimous!” and see whether they give me a gap-toothed smile and/or a thumbs up without being given any further explanation.

    They typically test positive in the areas of the country where you’d think they would.
     
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  18. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Hard to tell from 30,000 feet?
     
  19. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Same difference.
     
  20. AwashBwashCwash

    AwashBwashCwash Active Member

    >Any if you guys