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<blockquote data-quote="Just A UPS Guy" data-source="post: 4213387" data-attributes="member: 73174"><p>Walked a small package up under the carport and left it at the door, knocked, and was almost back to my package car when hear a young girl introduce herself with, "You're not even gonna knock, bro??!!" I turn to find a pasty, plump, late-teen girl wearing shorts short enough to reveal all of the dimples in her thighs, (either too many oreos or she had just survived a rugged hail storm) and she had either undone the top button, or it had finally met it's demise and become a deadly projectile. Whichever it was, it allowed her spare tire (think Chris Farley in the Chipendales skit) to show from under her sad attempt at a shirt. She had come from the front door, I told her that I had knocked on the door under the carport and she informs me, "that's the friend-ing storage shed!" I didn't stand a chance at containing myself and responded with "You're not hot enough to talk to people like that, you're welcome, have a great day." She stood dumbfounded, I pulled away. I figured that I could afford the warning letter, but I never heard a word about it. It was surely gratifying to say what was on my mind.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Just A UPS Guy, post: 4213387, member: 73174"] Walked a small package up under the carport and left it at the door, knocked, and was almost back to my package car when hear a young girl introduce herself with, "You're not even gonna knock, bro??!!" I turn to find a pasty, plump, late-teen girl wearing shorts short enough to reveal all of the dimples in her thighs, (either too many oreos or she had just survived a rugged hail storm) and she had either undone the top button, or it had finally met it's demise and become a deadly projectile. Whichever it was, it allowed her spare tire (think Chris Farley in the Chipendales skit) to show from under her sad attempt at a shirt. She had come from the front door, I told her that I had knocked on the door under the carport and she informs me, "that's the friend-ing storage shed!" I didn't stand a chance at containing myself and responded with "You're not hot enough to talk to people like that, you're welcome, have a great day." She stood dumbfounded, I pulled away. I figured that I could afford the warning letter, but I never heard a word about it. It was surely gratifying to say what was on my mind. [/QUOTE]
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