Are the stories actually true about UPS drivers having sex on the job?

[Gay UPS Lover]

I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

Any info would be appreciated.

 

[rod]

I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

Any info would be appreciated.

this should be good

 

[rod]

I remember a few years ago there was a guy poster who "liked" the UPS guys and had an avatar of a guy in his underwear. Anyone remember him?

 

[burrheadd]

I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

Any info would be appreciated.

Sounds like a good way to get your Arse kicked it's a known fact UPS drivers are severely HomoPhobic

 

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I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

Any info would be appreciated.

@IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U is this you?

 

[Operational needs]

@IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U is this you?

Lol. I was wondering the same thing.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

@IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U is this you?

friend* No
D*

 

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friend* No
D*

I thought maybe this was Nothingness Fluff 3... Just checkin...

 

[Turdferguson]

I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

Any info would be appreciated.

Too subtle the no shirt move. Go pants less , and try bending over like you dropped something

 

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Too subtle the no shirt move. Go pants less , and try bending over like you dropped something

That's signature @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U move

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That's signature @ive

Shut your pie hole.

 

[joeboodog]

I think we should let Inde handle this one.

 

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Shut your pie hole.

Sit down and keep your mouth shut right? No accidents can happen that way.

 

[Turdferguson]

More hate..

Shut your pie hole.

Where is the righteous indignation here?
Judas.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No further comment

 

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Where is the righteous indignation here?
Judas.

No cross threading,just cross dressing...

 

[Turdferguson]

No cross threading,just cross dressing...

Oh really?.
It is on now

 

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[bleedinbrown58]

Too subtle the no shirt move. Go pants less , and try bending over like you dropped something

The bend and snap?? lol

 

[Johney]

If his nickname is Indecision.....you're good to go!