bank called yesterday to tell me that UPS direct paycheck deposit was over a million dollars and it was very irregular. yes it is. it should of been 1118 dollars and change 1. I guess I could call payroll. 2. I could transfer funds to an offshore account and leave the country. 3. ??????? bank said they are putting hold on funds until it is straightened out. but it sure is nice to daydream. the local paper and radio station is going to do a story on it and maybe it will be picked up nationwide and the internet. this peak sure is exciting.