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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1113867" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER:</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Lady </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Interviewer: </span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Do you drink every day?</span></strong><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Man: </span><span style="color: blue">Yes.</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Lady </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Interviewer: </span><span style="color: red">How much a day?</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Man: </span><span style="color: blue">Around 3 </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">six-packs starting at noon.</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Lady Interviewer: </span><span style="color: red">How much does a 6-pack cost?</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Man: </span><span style="color: blue">Roughly </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">$10.00.</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Lady </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Interviewer: </span><span style="color: red">And how long have you been drinking </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">like that?</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Man: </span><span style="color: blue">15 years.</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Lady Interviewer: </span><span style="color: red">So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">would then be spending $10,800, correct?</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Man: </span><span style="color: blue">Correct.</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Lady Interviewer: </span><span style="color: red">If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">correct?</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Man: </span><span style="color: blue">Correct.</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Lady Interviewer: </span><span style="color: red">Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Man: </span><span style="color: blue">Do you </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">drink?</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Lady </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Interviewer: </span><span style="color: red">No.</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">Man: </span><span style="color: blue">So where's </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">your Ferrari ?</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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