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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1179141" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Thanks, Eric.......</p><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>BEER BY KIDS </strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><strong>A </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><strong>handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><strong>interesting responses, but the last one is especially </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><strong>touching.</strong></strong></span><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"></span><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>'I think beer must be good. My dad </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>--Tim, 7 years </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>old</strong></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"></span><strong><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong>'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong>get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong>'</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong>--Mellanie, 7 years old</strong></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"></span><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>'My Mom lik</strong></span></span><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399">es</span></span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">funny.'</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>--Megan Williams, Age </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>6</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"></span><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>good thing.'</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>--Toby, 7 years old</strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>much.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>--</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #00cc99"><span style="color: #00CC99"><strong>Devin Bodeen, 9</strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>years </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>old</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>'My Dad loves beer. The more he </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>pool.'</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>--Lilly, 7 years old</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>'I don't like beer very much. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>disgusting.'</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>--Ethan, 7 years old</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>'I give Dad's </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>--Shirley, 7 years </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>old</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>AND THE BEST </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>RESPONSE</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><strong>'My Mom drinks beer and she says </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><strong>silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><strong>and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><strong>any sense.'</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><strong>--Jack, 7 years</strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1179141, member: 1246"] Thanks, Eric....... [B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]BEER BY KIDS [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][SIZE=4] [B][B]A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.[/B][/B][/SIZE][SIZE=1] [/SIZE][B][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][B] 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.' --Tim, 7 years old[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][SIZE=1] [/SIZE][B][COLOR=olive][COLOR=olive][B] 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. ' --Mellanie, 7 years old[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][SIZE=1] [/SIZE][B][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B] 'My Mom lik[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#333399][COLOR=#333399]es[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' [/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]--Megan Williams, Age 6[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=1] [/SIZE][B][B] ''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' --Toby, 7 years old[/B][/B] [B][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][B] 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][B]--[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#00cc99][COLOR=#00CC99][B]Devin Bodeen, [I][I] [/I][/I]9[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][B]years old[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][B][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B] 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' --Lilly, 7 years old[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][B] 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' --Ethan, 7 years old[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][B] 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' --Shirley, 7 years old[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][B] AND THE BEST RESPONSE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][B] 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' --Jack, 7 years[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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