Black Friday

[STFXG]

Anyone else planning on making all of their Christmas purchases on Black Friday/Cyber Monday? I've got my wife putting together lists. I want my porch filled with boxes. Going to order some of the big annoying things (trampoline, big wheels, playground for the backyard). Might even order a total gym just to send it back. Going to be hilarious!

 

[!Retired!]

So you're going to screw a fellow courier?

 

[CJinx]

Might even order a total gym just to send it back.

Oh, you bastard! lol

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

You may get even better deals by shopping online Thanksgiving evening.

 

[Cactus]

Anyone else planning on making all of their Christmas purchases on Black Friday/Cyber Monday? I've got my wife putting together lists. I want my porch filled with boxes. Going to order some of the big annoying things (trampoline, big wheels, playground for the backyard). Might even order a total gym just to send it back. Going to be hilarious!

Maybe for you but not for the poor slob who's gonna have to deliver and/or pick up all your crap. I'm sure you'd be laughing you ass off if the driver hurt his or her back with your stupid total gym. May all of your holiday gifts be damaged.

 

[jmeti000]

Anyone else planning on making all of their Christmas purchases on Black Friday/Cyber Monday? I've got my wife putting together lists. I want my porch filled with boxes. Going to order some of the big annoying things (trampoline, big wheels, playground for the backyard). Might even order a total gym just to send it back. Going to be hilarious!

I would love to...but interestingly enough, for some reason my paycheck doesn't allow for large spending sprees. Maybe if I start saving my 2% raises now I can do it in about 20 years...give or take.

 

[Brownslave688]

I'll order most of my stuff online. Have for the last few years. I would pay more to not have to go to the stores.

 

[STFXG]

Maybe for you but not for the poor slob who's gonna have to deliver and/or pick up all your crap. I'm sure you'd be laughing you ass off if the driver hurt his or her back with your stupid total gym. May all of your holiday gifts be damaged.

 

[Route 66]

I'll order most of my stuff online. Have for the last few years. I would pay more to not have to go to the stores.

my sentiments exactly...simply driving past a shopping mall between Thanksgiving and Christmas causes me to hyperventilate.

 

[jmeti000]

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ROFLMFAO!!! Strange, but somehow that seems like the perfect image for you. I think you should make that your new avatar

 

[TUT]

I'll order most of my stuff online. Have for the last few years. I would pay more to not have to go to the stores.

This.

What happened to the LIKE button?

 

[DontThrowPackages]

I'm Making the best attempt at a Boycott of holiday spending as reasonably possible. Little money coming in, even less money going back out.

 

[Route 66]

This. What happened to the LIKE button?

I know, it sucks....hope to see it get re-instated.

 

[Catatonic]

This.

What happened to the LIKE button?

Put in a sarcophagus and buried in the sands of time.
​It will be resurrected when Ra crosses the river Styx.

 

[cachsux]

Maybe for you but not for the poor slob who's gonna have to deliver and/or pick up all your crap. I'm sure you'd be laughing you ass off if the driver hurt his or her back with your stupid total gym. May all of your holiday gifts be damaged.

Delivering and picking up is the job. Hurting ones back handling a box is on the driver.

 

[Cactus]

Delivering and picking up is the job. Hurting ones back handling a box is on the driver.

You sound just like one of our couldn't care less managers programmed by Memphis.

 

[CJinx]

Using a hand truck and a brain, moving a total gym isn't too difficult. It's just cumbersome and annoying because of the dimensions of the box. Lift with your legs, not your back!

 

[cachsux]

You sound just like one of our couldn't care less managers programmed by Memphis.

You sound like work disagrees with you. I'm sure lifting cheeseburgers would be easier on your back.

 

[Cactus]

Using a hand truck and a brain, moving a total gym isn't too difficult. It's just cumbersome and annoying because of the dimensions of the box. Lift with your legs, not your back!

Yeah real convincing from someone who pushes paperwork and talks on the phone all day.

 

[Cactus]

You sound like work disagrees with you. I'm sure lifting cheeseburgers would be easier on your back.

Let me hop in an airplane and fly right through that big open mind of yours.