Bumper Sticker Ideas to do with UPS

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Mike23, Aug 14, 2009.

  1. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    I'm on great terms with a printing company on my route and they've been kind enough to offer a custom bumper sticker. I'm thinking:

    'Crap flows down hill, that's why I wear brown - Courier Driver'

    Of course I don't want it to have UPS in it since that's copyrighted and I'd get in tons of trouble for it. If it doesn't say UPS or have our logo, I figure it's fair game! :D

    Funny thing is, they were going to print up around 30 of them because they thought I was going to put them on the truck. Funnier thing is, I was tempted! :happy-very:
  2. 8Years2Go

    8Years2Go Member

    I always thought that "At UPS, you think we care" would make a great bumper sticker.
  3. yeldarb

    yeldarb Member

    ups drivers come three times...
  4. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    I was home all day, why didn't the driver ring my bell ?
    I saw your truck on my street, why didn't the driver stop ?
    I need that package now, because I'm leaving the country tomorrow.
    Its ok to leave my package in my apt hallway, I know my neighbors .
    Why can't your drivers come after people get home from work ?
  5. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    Got another

    Does it make you feel awkward knowing I handle your package?
  6. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    see my sig \/
  7. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Packages first, then people.

    NHDRVR New Member

    "We're not satisfied until you're not satisfied"
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "Our most important package is [-]yours[/-] crushed"
  10. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "Moving at the speed of [-]business[/-] a 20 year old package car"
  11. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    Our people make the difference!

    This statement is not reflective of ups in anyway!
  12. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Look someone actually had to clean a spot to attach this sticker.
  13. partykid

    partykid New Member

    thats funny, my car hasnt been washed in so long someone wrote on the back... Car Washer laid off!!!
  14. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "[-]Tightest[/-] Dirtiest ship in the shipping business"
  15. Highwayman

    Highwayman Member

    If you're reading this, you're not getting THE BIG PICTURE!:happy2:
  16. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Sweatshop on wheels not equipt with a/c nor radio
  17. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    do you know where you pkg is? cape coral:greedy:
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    BROWN - Downtown & worldwide !!
  19. whiskey

    whiskey New Member

    Hell on Wheels
  20. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    no i cant take a fedx box.