Bumper Sticker Ideas to do with UPS

[Mike23]

I'm on great terms with a printing company on my route and they've been kind enough to offer a custom bumper sticker. I'm thinking:

'Crap flows down hill, that's why I wear brown - Courier Driver'

Of course I don't want it to have UPS in it since that's copyrighted and I'd get in tons of trouble for it. If it doesn't say UPS or have our logo, I figure it's fair game!

Funny thing is, they were going to print up around 30 of them because they thought I was going to put them on the truck. Funnier thing is, I was tempted!

 

[8Years2Go]

I always thought that "At UPS, you think we care" would make a great bumper sticker.

 

[yeldarb]

ups drivers come three times...

 

[Babagounj]

I was home all day, why didn't the driver ring my bell ?
I saw your truck on my street, why didn't the driver stop ?
I need that package now, because I'm leaving the country tomorrow.
Its ok to leave my package in my apt hallway, I know my neighbors .
Why can't your drivers come after people get home from work ?

 

[Mike23]

Got another

Does it make you feel awkward knowing I handle your package?

 

[Cementups]

see my sig \/

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Packages first, then people.

 

[NHDRVR]

"We're not satisfied until you're not satisfied"

 

[over9five]

"Our most important package is [-]yours[/-] crushed"

 

[over9five]

"Moving at the speed of [-]business[/-] a 20 year old package car"

 

[705red]

Our people make the difference!

This statement is not reflective of ups in anyway!

 

[Babagounj]

Look someone actually had to clean a spot to attach this sticker.

 

[partykid]

Look someone actually had to clean a spot to attach this sticker.

thats funny, my car hasnt been washed in so long someone wrote on the back... Car Washer laid off!!!

 

[over9five]

Look someone actually had to clean a spot to attach this sticker.

thats funny, my car hasnt been washed in so long someone wrote on the back... Car Washer laid off!!!

"[-]Tightest[/-] Dirtiest ship in the shipping business"

 

[Highwayman]

If you're reading this, you're not getting THE BIG PICTURE!

 

[klein]

Sweatshop on wheels not equipt with a/c nor radio

 

[rocket man]

do you know where you pkg is? cape coral

 

[moreluck]

BROWN - Downtown & worldwide !!

 

[whiskey]

Sweatshop on wheels not equipt with a/c nor radio

Hell on Wheels

 

[rocket man]

no i cant take a fedx box.