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[Operational needs]

No such thing


And I should say her record. Wasn't just me.

Did you serve her up like a plate of deviled eggs again? Lol.

 

[sailfish]

I wonder if he worked for UPS. The smile on his face in his mugshot is a winner. Lol.

Doctor gets arm stuck for 8 hours in patient's anus during prostate exam

You missed this gem. Lol.

Why the was his whole hand up there? All it takes is a finger.

@sailfish inquired about a 2 for 1 special

Like hell. I don't go to the doctor's for .

 

[Operational needs]

No such thing


And I should say her record. Wasn't just me.

Better her than me.

 

[Wally]

Microblading just fills in the gaps. All the hair is still there

She's fine the way she is now. Spend that money on farm equipment instead.

 

[Brownslave688]

Why the was his whole hand up there? All it takes is a finger.


Like hell. I don't go to the doctor's for .

House call?

 

[sailfish]

House call?

Two DOT exams were the only doctor visits I've made in probably over a decade. Unpleasant experiences to say the least. Now that I'm gone from UPS though, there'll be no more of that.

I sympathize with the guy. I'm right with 'em.

“I feel dirty and soiled since it happened. It felt like a rape. I will never be able to trust a doctor again."

 

[Wally]

Greenpeace activist gets arm bitten off after hugging a white shark

 

[Wally]

Two DOT exams were the only doctor visits I've made in probably over a decade. Unpleasant experiences to say the least. Now that I'm gone from UPS though, there'll be no more of that.

I sympathize with the guy. I'm right with 'em.

“I feel dirty and soiled since it happened. It felt like a rape. I will never be able to trust a doctor again."

Who ever wrote those stories sure is creative.

 

[oldngray]

Greenpeace activist gets arm bitten off after hugging a white shark

The shark should have bitten off his ability to reproduce.

 

[Wally]

Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife's vagina

 

[Operational needs]

No such thing


And I should say her record. Wasn't just me.

She doesn’t worry about any tearing or internal damage?

 

[Brownslave688]

Two DOT exams were the only doctor visits I've made in probably over a decade. Unpleasant experiences to say the least. Now that I'm gone from UPS though, there'll be no more of that.

I sympathize with the guy. I'm right with 'em.

“I feel dirty and soiled since it happened. It felt like a rape. I will never be able to trust a doctor again."

Women are so dramatic

 

[Brownslave688]

She doesn’t worry about any tearing or internal damage?

Use LOTS of lube and yes it's not a regular occurance. Maybe a handful of times a year.

 

[sailfish]

Maybe a handful of times a year.

 

[Brownslave688]

Who ever wrote those stories sure is creative.

Shhhhhhhh

 

[Operational needs]

Saudi man sentenced to 1,000 lashes for performing oral sex on a camel

That’s a funny fake news source. Very creative.

 

[Wally]

She doesn’t worry about any tearing or internal damage?

Could be....(small)?

 

[Wally]

 

[Wally]

The shark should have bitten off his ability to reproduce.

That is the "oral sex gone bad" story. I don't think we can link to it here. Lol

 

[Wally]

The Student Body?

Pregnant teen seeks 13 paternity tests after gangbang with football team