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<blockquote data-quote="scooby0048" data-source="post: 3719373" data-attributes="member: 50693"><p>[USER=43500]@Operational needs[/USER] [USER=34439]@Brownslave688[/USER] Sometimes Xmas Scooby comes out when you least expect it. Two weeks ago was one of those times. I was at this office delivering some paper and office chairs. About 20-25 boxes total. Maybe 6-7 people come to help, most likely so they get their grubby dickskinners on one of those fancy chairs.</p><p></p><p>A lady we will call "Mary" busted ass while lifting a box of paper (with all these people around). I could see she immediately turned bright red and I could feel the anguish and embarrassment she was experiencing. It was loud and stunk. Don't ask me why but I just felt so bad for her so I immediately spoke up and said out loud, "Hoo, excuse me. That just slipped out, please forgive me, I'm not feeling too well."</p><p></p><p>"Mary" breathed a sigh of relief and gave me a look that I can't describe but it felt like I just saved her cat from a burning house. The other office people made jokes about me getting that looked at and other random jokes then we all laughed and finished up. I got the signature and some of the guys busted my balls about it then I left.</p><p></p><p>Fast forward to now and I go deliver there again, and instead of my normal flirtatious ladies asking if I want a soda or coffee and coming out to "help" they all stayed in their little areas and told me I could just leave the package on the cart. WTF an act of selflessness and now I'm the ostracized one. I should S* in a cup and leave it for little farting "Mary".</p><p></p><p>So, to that, I say friend* Xmas Scooby!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="scooby0048, post: 3719373, member: 50693"] [USER=43500]@Operational needs[/USER] [USER=34439]@Brownslave688[/USER] Sometimes Xmas Scooby comes out when you least expect it. Two weeks ago was one of those times. I was at this office delivering some paper and office chairs. About 20-25 boxes total. Maybe 6-7 people come to help, most likely so they get their grubby dickskinners on one of those fancy chairs. A lady we will call "Mary" busted ass while lifting a box of paper (with all these people around). I could see she immediately turned bright red and I could feel the anguish and embarrassment she was experiencing. It was loud and stunk. Don't ask me why but I just felt so bad for her so I immediately spoke up and said out loud, "Hoo, excuse me. That just slipped out, please forgive me, I'm not feeling too well." "Mary" breathed a sigh of relief and gave me a look that I can't describe but it felt like I just saved her cat from a burning house. The other office people made jokes about me getting that looked at and other random jokes then we all laughed and finished up. I got the signature and some of the guys busted my balls about it then I left. Fast forward to now and I go deliver there again, and instead of my normal flirtatious ladies asking if I want a soda or coffee and coming out to "help" they all stayed in their little areas and told me I could just leave the package on the cart. WTF an act of selflessness and now I'm the ostracized one. I should S* in a cup and leave it for little farting "Mary". So, to that, I say friend* Xmas Scooby! [/QUOTE]
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