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<blockquote data-quote="scooby0048" data-source="post: 4236295" data-attributes="member: 50693">They can actually stretch to over 6ft.I pulled a woman over on her way to work. I ask the usual question why are you in such a hurry. The lady replies that she is late for work. I said I suppose you have a really important job like a doctor where its a matter of life and death that you be there huh. The lady says no actually I am an a*hole stretcher.I said, an a*hole stretcher? What is that. She says it is where you start with one finger and then work in a second until you got your whole hand in there and then the other hand and you keep stretching until it is about six foot. I said well what do you do with a six foot a*hole? The lady says give them a gun and badge and have them pull people over that are late for work!Bada bing! Bada bing!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="scooby0048, post: 4236295, member: 50693"] They can actually stretch to over 6ft. I pulled a woman over on her way to work. I ask the usual question why are you in such a hurry. The lady replies that she is late for work. I said I suppose you have a really important job like a doctor where its a matter of life and death that you be there huh. The lady says no actually I am an a*hole stretcher. I said, an a*hole stretcher? What is that. She says it is where you start with one finger and then work in a second until you got your whole hand in there and then the other hand and you keep stretching until it is about six foot. I said well what do you do with a six foot a*hole? The lady says give them a gun and badge and have them pull people over that are late for work! Bada bing! Bada bing! [/QUOTE]

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