Call ins? Broke nose, black eye, forehead avulsion.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Packaged Metroid, Jul 24, 2018.

  1. Packaged Metroid

    Packaged Metroid New Member

    Suffered a pretty severe injury on Sunday, was wondering how many call ins am I allowed? Cannot seem to get a hold of anybody. What is the maximum call ins allowed for a month?
     
  2. old levi's

    old levi's I use to care... but things have changed

    What did the other guy look like?
     
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  3. km3

    km3 Well-Known Member

    Call your business agent. Or go into work and talk to the manager so they know you're not just being a flake.
     
  4. Packaged Metroid

    Packaged Metroid New Member

    Hah, that is more believable than what actually happened. Lets just say, it was a embarrassing freak accident/situation.
     
  5. Get a note from the doctor.
     
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  6. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    You told your wife she was wrong? Rookie mistake. Bet you don’t do that again!
     
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  7. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    And a restraining order from a judge.
     
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  8. That might also be helpful.
     
  9. Packaged Metroid

    Packaged Metroid New Member

    Nope, pushing to hard on the toilet. Fainted, cracked face on bathtub then face planted wall.
     
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  10. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    What’d you eat?
     
  11. Drugs...
     
  12. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    No way they will think you are lying, lmfao. I may try this one tomorrow on my boss!!!
     
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  13. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Man. That'd be a hell of a way to go.
     
  14. @silverbullet2893 could tell if this is the truth or BS
     
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  15. Ass up ,face down?
     
  16. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!

    I’ve taken some pretty hefty poops in my life and I can honestly say I’ve never passed out.
     
  17. Packaged Metroid

    Packaged Metroid New Member

    Both, it was really scary after it happened. Just waking up, on the ground blood everywhere. I thought it was a brain anuresim. But, research tells me it has something to do with the vagus nerve connecting from the brain stem to the colon.
     
  18. So are you sure that no drugs are alcohol was involved?
     
  19. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Yep. If I thought I were at risk of a toilet death I'd have "F you, JH and DT!" tattooed on my butt as my parting message to the world.
     
  20. Packaged Metroid

    Packaged Metroid New Member

    None