Can this day get any better?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by sandwich, Mar 25, 2020.

  1. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

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  2. Rack em

    Rack em First to worst!

    Too bad there's no toilet paper left to clean up the mess you made. Typical runner gunner :censored2:ting his pants instead of just driving to a restroom.
     
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  3. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    That’s the absolute worst. Sole reason I never walked on grass. Enjoy those extra 20 stops tomorrow because you took the shortest path to the front door.
     
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  4. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

    Poop was on the sidewalk. You can see the sidewalk in the picture. I’m in the woods.
     
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  5. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Stepping in poop is not a method
     
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  6. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Not stepping in poop can be an art form
     
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  7. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Is that why they call you "twinkle toes" out in the burbs?
     
  8. jimdandy3

    jimdandy3 Shortcut to happiness is truth

    I just fell of my chair laughing at your response. Perfect
     
  9. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    That was nice of them to put a piece of carpet on the first step so you can savor it all day --maybe 2 or 3 days. I've never seen a carpeted step well before.
     
  10. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    Nothing like not knowing you have crap on your shoe until you put it on the gas or brake pedal.
     
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  11. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    At least that can be hosed off but on a carpet?
     
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  12. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    It actually feels more like a shingle
     
  13. Wilson1397

    Wilson1397 Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!

    It’s not carpet. The new trucks have that anti slip stuff on the steps. It can be hosed off.
     
  14. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    Ok --- it kind of looked like indoor/outdoor carpet to me and I was thinking WTF. So a non-slip tread - nice. Who says they aren't looking out for your safety. Have I told you lately how tough we had it?
     
  15. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

    It’s hard grip stuff it ain’t carpet. If it was carpet I would Thelma and Louise this piece into lake Washington.
     
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Look before you step
     
  17. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    He stepped in it on purpose!?
     
  18. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    You do know the proper lifting and lowering techniques mention to place heavy items on the floor and position yourself to lift within your power zone, I’d say ten stops should clean that up.
     
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  19. 35years

    35years Well-Known Member

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  20. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Either a horse or a mule.