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"CAN'T YOU READ?! THE NOTE SAID TO KNOCK SILENTLY!"
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<blockquote data-quote="Squint" data-source="post: 1254896" data-attributes="member: 48231"><p>Back to reality here and just to lighten things up...</p><p>Years ago I delivered to a town that was so poor they didn't charge the people who lived within the confines of the city a state tax. So I'm covering for a driver on vacation and I knock on the door lightly only to hear a faint "come in". Now, I'm on someone else's route, in an unfamiliar city and I'm certainly not going to "come in". So I knock again. And again I hear a faint "come on in I said". So after another knock and an explanation that I can't enter his residence I finally decide to open the door only to be met by this man ROLLING to the door. You guessed it, the man had no arms and no legs! He signed the sheet (on paper back then) with the pen in his mouth and I told him he could have the pen, thanked him and promptly left. I got many laughs throughout the years on that story.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Squint, post: 1254896, member: 48231"] Back to reality here and just to lighten things up... Years ago I delivered to a town that was so poor they didn't charge the people who lived within the confines of the city a state tax. So I'm covering for a driver on vacation and I knock on the door lightly only to hear a faint "come in". Now, I'm on someone else's route, in an unfamiliar city and I'm certainly not going to "come in". So I knock again. And again I hear a faint "come on in I said". So after another knock and an explanation that I can't enter his residence I finally decide to open the door only to be met by this man ROLLING to the door. You guessed it, the man had no arms and no legs! He signed the sheet (on paper back then) with the pen in his mouth and I told him he could have the pen, thanked him and promptly left. I got many laughs throughout the years on that story. [/QUOTE]
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