CDC alert!!!! New virus strain!!!!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Lue C Fur, May 12, 2010.

  1. Lue C Fur

    Lue C Fur Evil member

    CDC ALERT-Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

    Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

    Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

  2. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    And Nevada, and Pennsylvania, and West Virgina
  3. jimstud

    jimstud Banned

    it is no worse than republicanbigbusiness screwthemiddleclassitis
  4. diesel96

    diesel96 New Member

    Great, more bad Conservative humor , now Lue is resorting to depreciate the value of "Current Events" with "Jeff Foxworthy"-like 5th grade level jokes from the Red Neck Dictionairy.... Maybe you ought to throw your hat in Lighten UPS.
  5. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I watched Holder on TV when someone was questioning him about reading the 10 page bill. He came off like an idiot. Our idiot prez. has surrounded himself by idiots. How fitting!
  7. Lue C Fur

    Lue C Fur Evil member

    I dont think any of the idiots in Washington reads bills...

    Our current admin has a habit of making statements before they have all the information: