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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1951614" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:</p><p></p><p>* Men can't pack a bag.</p><p>* Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.</p><p>* Men would feel their masculinity is threatened ... having to be seen with all those elves.</p><p>* Men don't answer their mail.</p><p>* Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."</p><p>* Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.</p><p>* Having to do the "Ho Ho Ho" thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.</p><p>* Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.</p><p></p><p>I can buy the fact that other mythical characters are men ...</p><p></p><p>* Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous.</p><p>Definite guy.</p><p></p><p>* Cupid flies around carrying weapons.</p><p>Guy</p><p></p><p>* Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers.</p><p>Ditto</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1951614, member: 1246"] Reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man: * Men can't pack a bag. * Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. * Men would feel their masculinity is threatened ... having to be seen with all those elves. * Men don't answer their mail. * Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly." * Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them. * Having to do the "Ho Ho Ho" thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women. * Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. I can buy the fact that other mythical characters are men ... * Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. * Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Guy * Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Ditto [/QUOTE]
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