Christmas only 468000 minutes away!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Salesguy, Feb 2, 2009.

  1. Salesguy

    Salesguy Sales Member

    Yes my dear family members, we only have 7800 hours till Christmas!
    We can make a difference, you can make a difference!
    There is hope, gratitude and r.e.s.p.e.c.t for everyone.
    So I ask you, why hand in 1 lead tomorrow if you can hand in two today?
    Support our brown troops!
  2. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    If I have ever seen a reason to ban someone, this is it.
  3. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    :dissapointed: ummmm, yeah. ok.
    I have a sales lead from my butt for you. It specializes in producing hot air. Can you ship that up your nose?
    It is amazing how these people expect drivers to deliver and be sales reps all in one, all while keeping to time standards.
    Last edited: Feb 2, 2009
  4. govols019

    govols019 You smell that?

    You DO NOT mention Christmas this early in the year to UPS drivers. That's a sure fire way of getting yourself hurt.
  5. UPSNewbie

    UPSNewbie New Member

    #1 rule in management: pawn off your duties.
  6. feederdriver06

    feederdriver06 former monkey slave

    In the time it took you to calculate how many hours there are till Christmas and posting it here you could have been out on the street getting a sales lead.
  7. atatbl

    atatbl Active Member

    Simply awesome. I loled pretty hard.
  8. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I like all the responses but my favorite is Trpl's and I wholeheartedly concur. Stick it!
  9. BrownBlue

    BrownBlue New Jack

    Here's one Salesguy
    Creative Metals
    1232 West 3050 South
    Ogden UT 84401
    Uses both Ground and Air via FredEx
    Happy now
  10. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Good job Brown. Now what are the odds that nothing will be done with it. LOL
  11. BrownBlue

    BrownBlue New Jack

    And now the 2nd you asked for Salesguy,

    Tammy Martin
    9800 Fredrickson Rd
    San Antonio, TX 78288
    (210) 913-7961
    Using Fredx priority overnight

    Saw the package in our center, in a UPS bag, but with Fredx shipping label. Driver in TX probably picked up by mistake. Thats my 2 Salesguy. And yes I think very little will be done. :peaceful:
  12. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Alright, I have two new sales leads to turn in tomorrow!
  13. Salesguy

    Salesguy Sales Member

    Yeah thats just the problem, leads don't get at the right place!
    If you go to you sup you can even gain something!
    Its worth your while and you help your company to grow.
    Support to grow the business.
    Start today!
  14. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    Just what do you THINK we do with them? Post them here? We fill out lead cards and turn in them in to whom ever the center manager says is responsible for getting them to YOU. What you do with them after that..................
    The only time I see a BD rep is when they come to our PCMs begging us to do their job.
  15. BrownBlue

    BrownBlue New Jack

    I know where to submit them, Salesguy, just thought I'd throw you some freebies, that I was not going to submit. These are blind leads, off Fredx boxes. Scratch if you want em, you got em.:peaceful:
  16. 1080Driver

    1080Driver Active Member

    Salesguy, wanna take 20 stops off me so I can do your job everyday.........I didn't think so..........hit the bricks
  17. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    Out of the last 15 leads that i took the time to submit, knuckleheads like yourself sold 1! Just 1!

    That's 14 customers that now look at me differently!

    Brown great idea, maybe we should start a thread were we can turn in leads here so our corporate watch dogs could monitor the progression of the lead!
  18. backinbrown

    backinbrown respect my authority

    We dont have lead cards as far as i know.

    we enter lead in our diad.
  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Weird. We aren't allowed to use our diad for sales leads. We have to turn in the sales lead forms.
  20. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Look at salesguy's posting history especially the post about his expensive watch and car. This guy is a TROLL!!!!!!