clichés - Big Ole Goofy World

[Catatonic]

Anybody know of a song with more clichés than this one by John Prine?

It's a Big Old Goofy World
Up in the morning
Work like a dog
Is better than sitting
Like a bump on a log
Mind all your manners
Be quiet as a mouse
Some day you'll own a home
That's as big as a house

I know a fella
He eats like a horse
Knocks his old balls
Round the old golf course
You oughta see his wife
She's a cute little dish
She smokes like a chimney
And drinks like a fish

There's a big old goofy man
Dancing with a big old goofy girl
Ooh baby
It's a big old goofy world

Now Elvis had a woman
With a head like a rock
I wished I had a woman
That made my knees knock
She'd sing like an angel
And eat like a bird
And if I wrote a song
She'd know ever single word

Kiss a little baby
Give the world a smile
If you take an inch
Give 'em back a mile
Cause if you lie like a rug
And you don't give a damn
You're never gonna be
As happy as a clam

So I'm sitting in a hotel
Trying to write a song
My head is just as empty
As the day is long
Why it's clear as a bell
I should have gone to school
I'd be wise as an owl
Stead of stubborn as a mule.

 

[DS]

no

 

[jds4lunch]

All thats left to do now is to take things one day at a time....... Head in to work on monday and give it 110%.

 

[BigBrownSanta]

This is somewhat similiar. Not neccesarily cliche's, but if you remember the hair metal bands from the 80's, you might get a kick out of this video.

American Hairbands - 80's Metal and Rock Bands

 

[DS]

That was pretty creative BBS...It makes me feel old though,I just (never got) 99.9% of the bands mentioned in that video.
heres one that the young uns maybe aint heard before by John Prine

Dear Abby (John Prine)