Coming soon to a center near you!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Warning letter, Aug 25, 2010.

  1. Our center is the new pilot center for a new Safety rule that will go into effect soon at all centers!!!!!!! We are now,not allowed to talk while on the clock!!!!! We all got fitted for our shock collars Monday, that will give you a little bolt of electricity if you talk while on the clock.. We were told from now on out we can communicate with 3 simple hand signals.... Thumb up, thumb down and middle finger straight up...... Works good, other than when you need to cough!!!!!! Corporate is still trying to work out all the kinks!!!!!!!!
  2. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    I think calling yourself warning letter here is a self imposed shock collar. :happy2:
  3. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    What if warning letter is the former Upssocks??
  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    So far you are 2 for 2 for pointless threads. Any chance you could add anything of substance to the discussion?
  5. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Be patient .. he is a struggling comic.
    You never know, he could be a diamond in the dust.
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Based on his performance thus far I would liken him to dust in the wind.
  7. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    He may be just a little wet behind the ears or just a bit rusty
  8. JustTired

    JustTired free at last.......

    I don't know why people insist on giving the company ideas!
  9. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    I have to disagree, that was funny. Anyone that can't laugh at that needs to unbunch their underdrawers.
  10. CustomerConcern

    CustomerConcern New Member

    HA jokes on you I aint wearing any!
  11. thessalonian13

    thessalonian13 Active Member

    as long as the do the same thing to management lmao
  12. UPSGUY72

    UPSGUY72 Well-Known Member

    The taliban must be running your center.
  13. grizbiker

    grizbiker New Member

    Will there be a new test with this policy? 8 keys to giving the finger or 5 keys to keeping your thumb out of your butt?
  14. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Thank you for your well thought out, insightful post. You add a lot to the discussion here and I look forward to reading your future posts as I know that I will be a better person for having done so.
  15. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Pithy, very pithy. :happy-very:

    I know, you were going for the sarcasm. :wink2:
  16. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    Well that explains the dark spot and why the flies keep swarming you.
  17. Random_Facts

    Random_Facts Member

    That's hilarious, and 100% agreed hahahaha.
  18. The Blackadder

    The Blackadder Are you not amused?

    Can I get this for my wife?

    How about a kids model?