Coming soon to a center near you!!!!!!!!

[Warning letter]

Our center is the new pilot center for a new Safety rule that will go into effect soon at all centers!!!!!!! We are now,not allowed to talk while on the clock!!!!! We all got fitted for our shock collars Monday, that will give you a little bolt of electricity if you talk while on the clock.. We were told from now on out we can communicate with 3 simple hand signals.... Thumb up, thumb down and middle finger straight up...... Works good, other than when you need to cough!!!!!! Corporate is still trying to work out all the kinks!!!!!!!!

 

[tieguy]

I think calling yourself warning letter here is a self imposed shock collar.

 

[Anonymous 10]

I think calling yourself warning letter here is a self imposed shock collar.

What if warning letter is the former Upssocks??

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

So far you are 2 for 2 for pointless threads. Any chance you could add anything of substance to the discussion?

 

[Catatonic]

So far you are 2 for 2 for pointless threads. Any chance you could add anything of substance to the discussion?

Be patient .. he is a struggling comic.
You never know, he could be a diamond in the dust.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Based on his performance thus far I would liken him to dust in the wind.

 

[Catatonic]

Based on his performance thus far I would liken him to dust in the wind.

He may be just a little wet behind the ears or just a bit rusty

 

[JustTired]

I don't know why people insist on giving the company ideas!

 

[trplnkl]

Be patient .. he is a struggling comic.
You never know, he could be a diamond in the dust.

Based on his performance thus far I would liken him to dust in the wind.

I have to disagree, that was funny. Anyone that can't laugh at that needs to unbunch their underdrawers.

 

[CustomerConcern]

I have to disagree, that was funny. Anyone that can't laugh at that needs to unbunch their underdrawers.

HA jokes on you I aint wearing any!

 

[thessalonian13]

our center is the new pilot center for a new safety rule that will go into effect soon at all centers!!!!!!! We are now,not allowed to talk while on the clock!!!!! We all got fitted for our shock collars monday, that will give you a little bolt of electricity if you talk while on the clock.. We were told from now on out we can communicate with 3 simple hand signals.... Thumb up, thumb down and middle finger straight up...... Works good, other than when you need to cough!!!!!! Corporate is still trying to work out all the kinks!!!!!!!!

as long as the do the same thing to management lmao

 

[UPSGUY72]

Our center is the new pilot center for a new Safety rule that will go into effect soon at all centers!!!!!!! We are now,not allowed to talk while on the clock!!!!! We all got fitted for our shock collars Monday, that will give you a little bolt of electricity if you talk while on the clock.. We were told from now on out we can communicate with 3 simple hand signals.... Thumb up, thumb down and middle finger straight up...... Works good, other than when you need to cough!!!!!! Corporate is still trying to work out all the kinks!!!!!!!!

The taliban must be running your center.

 

[grizbiker]

Will there be a new test with this policy? 8 keys to giving the finger or 5 keys to keeping your thumb out of your butt?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Will there be a new test with this policy? 8 keys to giving the finger or 5 keys to keeping your thumb out of your butt?

Thank you for your well thought out, insightful post. You add a lot to the discussion here and I look forward to reading your future posts as I know that I will be a better person for having done so.

 

[dilligaf]

Thank you for your well thought out, insightful post. You add a lot to the discussion here and I look forward to reading your future posts as I know that I will be a better person for having done so.

Pithy, very pithy.






I know, you were going for the sarcasm.

 

[trplnkl]

HA jokes on you I aint wearing any!

Well that explains the dark spot and why the flies keep swarming you.

 

[Random_Facts]

as long as the do the same thing to management lmao

That's hilarious, and 100% agreed hahahaha.

 

[The Blackadder]

Our center is the new pilot center for a new Safety rule that will go into effect soon at all centers!!!!!!! We are now,not allowed to talk while on the clock!!!!! We all got fitted for our shock collars Monday, that will give you a little bolt of electricity if you talk while on the clock.. We were told from now on out we can communicate with 3 simple hand signals.... Thumb up, thumb down and middle finger straight up...... Works good, other than when you need to cough!!!!!! Corporate is still trying to work out all the kinks!!!!!!!!

Can I get this for my wife?

How about a kids model?