Coronavirus, Union & UPS's plan

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Jug of Purell broke open at the bottom of our slide.
 

Justaloader

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fear is the virus.....
This guy gets it.

I will say this - in my lifetime....Y2k, Sars, Norovirus, West Nile, Zika, Ebola, Bird Flu, Anthrax in envelopes......I've never seen people lose their minds like this. I've never seen countries (Italy) completely shut down. I've never seen Wallstreet freeze trading after being open for only an hour because the market fell so far, so fast. It's hilarious, and concerning all at the same time. I'm just waiting for the declaration of martial law....that's when * will get real, quickly.
 

Over70irregs

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Where there is a will, there is a way. Granted, I was being sarcastic, but, I wouldn't be surprised if the Safety division isn't already in talk with the Teamsters about an interim addendum to modify the uniform in an effort to "protect" workers....aka keep them from getting sick while at work and claiming worker's comp. (which, would be ironic if the claims weren't processed due to Liberty Mutual being closed to prevent it's own staff from being subject to the spread of it). It's almost comical how people are reacting to this whole thing.
Being in everyones face daily is comical especially with several schools shutting down around the country. Not.....
 

Over70irregs

Well-Known Member
This guy gets it.

I will say this - in my lifetime....Y2k, Sars, Norovirus, West Nile, Zika, Ebola, Bird Flu, Anthrax in envelopes......I've never seen people lose their minds like this. I've never seen countries (Italy) completely shut down. I've never seen Wallstreet freeze trading after being open for only an hour because the market fell so far, so fast. It's hilarious, and concerning all at the same time. I'm just waiting for the declaration of martial law....that's when * will get real, quickly.
That is why the troops are being brought back.
 

Kidlogic

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This guy gets it.

I will say this - in my lifetime....Y2k, Sars, Norov
This guy gets it.

I will say this - in my lifetime....Y2k, Sars, Norovirus, West Nile, Zika, Ebola, Bird Flu, Anthrax in envelopes......I've never seen people lose their minds like this. I've never seen countries (Italy) completely shut down. I've never seen Wallstreet freeze trading after being open for only an hour because the market fell so far, so fast. It's hilarious, and concerning all at the same time. I'm just waiting for the declaration of martial law....that's when * will get real, quickly.
The attending physician of the US Congress and Supreme Court, Dr. Brian Monahan, briefed Senate staff Tuesday in a closed-door meeting that he expects anywhere from 70M up to 150M people in the US to contract coronavirus. The WHO ( World Health Organisation) extimates a 3.4 % mortality rate. Thats 2.3 million to 5 million. Not hilarious.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Jug of Purell broke open at the bottom of our slide.
I watch the amount of Purell being used and thought it would be a good investment until I found out it's a privately owned company out of AKRON, Ohio and has something to do with the GOJO......remember Gojo to get the grease off mechanic's hands??
 

Boywondr

The truth never changes.
I watch the amount of Purell being used and thought it would be a good investment until I found out it's a privately owned company out of AKRON, Ohio and has something to do with the GOJO......remember Gojo to get the grease off mechanic's hands??
They got busted for making claims about it killing viruses and had to change their marketing promotions.
 
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