Coronavirus

[Brownslave688]

Wait..

Are you saying this virus will spread,,



Like a virus?

Shocking isn’t it

 

[Poop Head]

Who's going to stop me?

Jesus.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Jesus.

He watches me shower.

 

[Non sequitur]

Economy is freefall because of the lack of leadership in the White House and how it is handling the virus

It's called pump and dump

 

[Non sequitur]

Playing you like a fiddle

 

[Operational needs]

Welp, looks like many people will be scrambling to get out of Europe by Friday night.

 

[Poop Head]

He watches me shower.

Yeah. He told me about that, when he was making my sandwich at Subway.

I'd get it checked out, if I were you.

 

[Brownslave688]

Welp, looks like many people will be scrambling to get out of Europe by Friday night.

What’s crazy is we went from nothing to shutting the world down in like 48 hours.

 

[Kidlogic]

This guy gets it.

I will say this - in my lifetime....Y2k, Sars, Norov

This guy gets it.

I will say this - in my lifetime....Y2k, Sars, Norovirus, West Nile, Zika, Ebola, Bird Flu, Anthrax in envelopes......I've never seen people lose their minds like this. I've never seen countries (Italy) completely shut down. I've never seen Wallstreet freeze trading after being open for only an hour because the market fell so far, so fast. It's hilarious, and concerning all at the same time. I'm just waiting for the declaration of martial law....that's when will get real, quickly.

The attending physician of the US Congress and Supreme Court, Dr. Brian Monahan, briefed Senate staff Tuesday in a closed-door meeting that he expects anywhere from 70M up to 150M people in the US to contract coronavirus. The WHO ( World Health Organisation) extimates a 3.4 % mortality rate. Thats 2.3 million to 5 million. Not hilarious.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

Coronavirus Dashboard

Someone in Washington has an up-to-the-minute count of cases and deceased

 

[Brownslave688]

There goes the NBA season. A player just tested positive. So basically everyone has been exposed right?


Oh also this player felt fine. Was going to play tonight just FYI.

 

[Brownslave688]

Coronavirus Dashboard

Someone in Washington has an up-to-the-minute count of cases and deceased

The number of cases is going to skyrocket over the next week with all of this testing. People are gonna be going nuts.

 

[Box Ox]

Welp, looks like many people will be scrambling to get out of Europe by Friday night.

So will the stock market. Errbody hold on!

 

[Poop Head]

You guys...









...









I'm dead.

 

[tonyexpress]

Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson Test Positive For Coronavirus As Outbreak Hits ‘Elvis Presley’ Film

EXCLUSIVE: We have just received word that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson were tested positive for the Coronavirus. Both were down in Australia for the pre-production of Baz Luhrmann’s untitled Elvis Presley film from Warner Bros. In the film, two-time Oscar winner Hanks plays Presley’s longtime manager Colonel Tom Parker.

 

[Poop Head]

There goes the NBA season. A player just tested positive. So basically everyone has been exposed right?


Oh also this player felt fine. Was going to play tonight just FYI.

He's dead now too

 

[Operational needs]

There goes the NBA season. A player just tested positive. So basically everyone has been exposed right?


Oh also this player felt fine. Was going to play tonight just FYI.

They just suspended the season.

 

[tonyexpress]

Trump basically banned travel from Europe for the next 30 days.

 

[Brownslave688]

They just suspended the season.

At this rate we will all be called in the morning and told to lock our doors and stay home for 2 weeks.

 

[sailfish]

There goes the NBA season.

WDFD.