Coronavirus

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Operational needs, Jan 24, 2020.

  1. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

  2. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

    You know every good zombie movie starts off just like this.

    Mass General Hospital already has isolation rooms prepared.

    Stories are coming out that you can get infected through your eyes, so get masks, gloves and eye protection. Also watch how the companies that trade in these items see their shares rise.
     
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I was thinking exactly that!
     
  4. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Literally collapsing in the streets of Wuhan, China!

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    A patient with suspected coronavirus at the Prince of Wales Hospital in Hong Kong.
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  5. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Even bad zombie movies start out like that.
     
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  6. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

    Can't wait to hear about the first bank robbery by a Coronavirus patient. Give me the money or I'll sneeze on you.
     
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  7. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

    Mail online has a video of people in China just dropping everywhere or seen laying on the pavement of office floors.
     
  8. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    That's a lot of zombie potential. Give it a couple of weeks!
     
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  10. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Drama Queens?
     
  11. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

    These videos are not just in China.
     
  12. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Drama Queens are everywhere.
     
  13. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I'm using this as an excuse to call out next week.
     
  14. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    Are we safe if we drink another brand of beer?
     
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  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Infraction: horrible joke
     
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  16. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    I'm gonna go get a shot for this at @rickyb 's neighborhood government vaccination clinic so the privatized vaccination capitalists don't get me. And then maybe eat some Hot Pockets and watch Pinky and the Brain if his mom doesn't mind.

     
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  17. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

    Reports are now coming to light that China may have known about Coronavirus for some time.
     
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  18. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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    This will not prevent anything! The virus is spreading via the eyes.
     
  19. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

     
  20. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    How does the new coronavirus spread?

    It spreads from people coughing and sneezing onto surfaces and someone else touching it and rubbing their eyes or nose.
     
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