Corrupting A Wish

[Sammie]

On this one, you have to corrupt someone's wish and then write in one of your own.

Example:

#1 - I wish I had a million bucks

#2 - Nice, but now you're in the slammer 'cause you got caught before
you made it to your car!

#3 - Wish I had a pool

#4 - So do I, but excess water is now illegal
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Wish I had mad photoshop skillz

 

[ajblakejr]

On this one, you have to corrupt someone's wish and then write in one of your own.

Example:

#1 - I wish I had a million bucks

#2 - Nice, but now you're in the slammer 'cause you got caught before
you made it to your car!

#3 - Wish I had a pool

#4 - So do I, but excess water is now illegal
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Wish I had mad photoshop skillz

Yeah but first you need to learn to snap an decent photo.

I wish Big would never have married Carrie Bradshaw on Sex in the City.

 

[over9five]

I wish Big would never have married Carrie Bradshaw on Sex in the City.

Yeah, but then he woulda married his life partner, Rich.


I wish I had more time to hang around the Ponderosa.

 

[Sammie]

Yeah, but then he woulda married his life partner, Rich.


I wish I had more time to hang around the Ponderosa.

I doubt you could handle with work, unless it was helping Hop Sing
make mega egg rolls for Hoss!

I wish there was a huge pot of gold at each end of the rainbow...

 

[ajblakejr]

yeah, then you could be blamed for the increase in gold prices and the reason why guys stop going to Kay's for Diamond's.

I wish Fonzi would never have 'jumped the shark'.

 

[Catatonic]

I wish Fonzi would never have 'jumped the shark'.

Heard a reference to that during an interview with Ron Howard last week.

 

[toonertoo]

I wish I had met Trace Adkins before he got spoiled
[video=youtube;762Hg5Zb5g0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=762Hg5Zb5g0[/video]

 

[ajblakejr]

I wish I had met Trace Adkins before he got spoiled
YouTube - Trace Adkins - Ladies Love Country Boys

why? did you want to spoil him? are you special?


I wish chrome was everywhere.
[video=youtube;8kvtwfNT7sM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kvtwfNT7sM[/video]

 

[toonertoo]

No I could never match up, but my husband loves chrome. And hot rods, and bikes...........
and he was oilfield trash at one time, a redneck. Just like my hubby......
Ill pretend Im her when he gets home, in about 30 minutes, his new tank came the other day.....................his cap is on the way.....and its chrome.......

 

[toonertoo]

yeah, then you could be blamed for the increase in gold prices and the reason why guys stop going to Kay's for Diamond's.

I wish Fonzi would never have 'jumped the shark'.

Im sorry I forgot to corrupt, I want a diamond from Jared, Kays suck

 

[ajblakejr]

(off topic and not corrupting a wish.... I love that video and that song. My favorite line is when she indicates 'she will drive that big rig !!!!')


I wish it was Friday Night and the weekend was in front of us !!

 

[ajblakejr]

Im sorry I forgot to corrupt, I want a diamond from Jared, Kays suck

What are you saying ...every kiss DOESN'T start with Kay? You want everyone to know he went to Jared's?

I still wish it was Friday Night!!

 

[over9five]

I still wish it was Friday Night!!

Why? It just means Monday is all that closer.


I wish I was camping!

 

[dilligaf]

Why? It just means Monday is all that closer.


I wish I was camping!

And get eaten alive by mosquitos? NAH!!!



I wish I could be on vacation for another week.

 

[over9five]

And get eaten alive by mosquitos? NAH!!!



I wish I could be on vacation for another week.

So you could post on BC all week, and get nothing else done?


I wish the economy would come back so I can work decent hours again!

 

[dilligaf]

So you could post on BC all week, and get nothing else done?


I wish the economy would come back so I can work decent hours again!

LMAO

So you can get home early and have the wifey say you need to finish the 'honey do' list............................................TODAY!


I wish my grounds keeper would get back here and finish the yard work.

 

[Sammie]

LMAO

So you can get home early and have the wifey say you need to finish the 'honey do' list............................................TODAY!


I wish my grounds keeper would get back here and finish the yard work.

You and all your money and your hired help. Next thing, you'll be telling us about the "Pool Man"...

Wish I could travel the world for 80 days......

 

[dilligaf]

You and all your money and your hired help. Next thing, you'll be telling us about the "Pool Man"...

Wish I could travel the world for 80 days......

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me tell you.......................

 

[fethrs]

[video=youtube;WSamR_8rqL4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSamR_8rqL4&feature=related[/video] sorry! couldn't help it....