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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 874011" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>Lets see....</p><p></p><p>I have delivered to farms at the same time the butcher was there to slaughter and process a couple of their cows. He has a mobile slaughtering van equipped with a winch, a hoist, and a freezer in back. He shoots them in the head from about 75 yards away with a scoped .30-06, then hooks a cable to them and winches them over to the truck and up onto the hoist and starts cutting.</p><p></p><p>I also have a pig farm on my route that sells whole hogs to the local Samoan/Pacific Islander community for their traditional open-pit bar-b-q's. The guy puts on a pair of hip boots and wallows out into the knee-deep muck of the pig pen with a shotgun, blasts the chosen pig in the head (while all the other pigs squeal and run around in a panic), and drags it back to his waiting customers where cash is exchanged and the pig is tossed into the trunk of a car.</p><p></p><p>I had a customer way out in the country who lived in an actual teepee for over 2 years while he was saving up the cash to have a manufactured home set up on his property. He had a generator he could fire up when he needed power, as well as a satellite dish, a TV, a cell phone and a porta-potty.</p><p></p><p>I have several customers who grow dope. I can smell it from a quarter of a mile away.</p><p></p><p>I have customers who ought to be on the TV show "hoarders". One lady in particular has literally thousands of small plastic pots with mostly dead plants and flowers in them. To get to her front door you have to walk on this little path thru all of the pots that is barely wider than your feet. The property is overgrown with weeds and brush and junk, and everywhere you look there are all of those plastic pots full of dead flowers. The house is covered in cobwebs and all of the windows have the blinds drawn and it is a dark and spooky and morbid place. The lady is a QVC addict and gets stuff constantly, and the garage is now full of empty QVC boxes. I hate going there, I am always afraid that one day I will wind up tripping over a dead body or something.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 874011, member: 14668"] Lets see.... I have delivered to farms at the same time the butcher was there to slaughter and process a couple of their cows. He has a mobile slaughtering van equipped with a winch, a hoist, and a freezer in back. He shoots them in the head from about 75 yards away with a scoped .30-06, then hooks a cable to them and winches them over to the truck and up onto the hoist and starts cutting. I also have a pig farm on my route that sells whole hogs to the local Samoan/Pacific Islander community for their traditional open-pit bar-b-q's. The guy puts on a pair of hip boots and wallows out into the knee-deep muck of the pig pen with a shotgun, blasts the chosen pig in the head (while all the other pigs squeal and run around in a panic), and drags it back to his waiting customers where cash is exchanged and the pig is tossed into the trunk of a car. I had a customer way out in the country who lived in an actual teepee for over 2 years while he was saving up the cash to have a manufactured home set up on his property. He had a generator he could fire up when he needed power, as well as a satellite dish, a TV, a cell phone and a porta-potty. I have several customers who grow dope. I can smell it from a quarter of a mile away. I have customers who ought to be on the TV show "hoarders". One lady in particular has literally thousands of small plastic pots with mostly dead plants and flowers in them. To get to her front door you have to walk on this little path thru all of the pots that is barely wider than your feet. The property is overgrown with weeds and brush and junk, and everywhere you look there are all of those plastic pots full of dead flowers. The house is covered in cobwebs and all of the windows have the blinds drawn and it is a dark and spooky and morbid place. The lady is a QVC addict and gets stuff constantly, and the garage is now full of empty QVC boxes. I hate going there, I am always afraid that one day I will wind up tripping over a dead body or something. [/QUOTE]
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