Customer answers door - full frontal nudity

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Dookiebrowns, Jan 23, 2014.

  1. Dookiebrowns

    Dookiebrowns Member

    So this happened.

    Today I had a signature required. A man answered the door, full frontal.

    "I can sign."
    "No you can't."
    "I can see your dick and balls, that's why. We'll be back tomorrow."

    Sheeted NR2.
    Hopefully tomorrow he'll have his pants on.
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  2. porkwagon

    porkwagon Active Member

    And now you may just have to enjoy that view tomorrow. Well played! LOL!
  3. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    should have drawn a friggin dick on your screen.... package delivered....check

    unless you want to see it again
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  4. Good reason to call in mañana!
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  5. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Maybe when you sheeted as NR1 in his briefs he got the wrong idea what a second attempt meant
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  6. icu

    icu for who you are !

    We ? Are you bringing someone with you ?
  7. rod

    rod retired and happy

    We had a nudist to deliver to. It was common knowledge that if you happened to get a stop for him --be prepared---especially in the summer. That went for both male and female drivers. It was kind of creepy but harmless. The trick was to not let your eyes wander.
  8. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    If you didn't like it you'd have made a DR.
  9. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    You should be happy it wasn't a gay man penis?
  10. Future

    Future Victory Ride

    DR met customer and his penis! Who cares get rid of the pkg!!!
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  11. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Can I have this address please?
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  12. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    You mean the brown box package, right?
  13. 'Lord Brown's bidding'

    'Lord Brown's bidding' Well-Known Member

    My father, a mailman, has had thus happen to him 3 times, twice with the same gay man. Both times as my father was putting mail in the door slot this individual would open his door masturbating, while sucking on a lollipop. He'd take the candy out of his mouth to ask 'the mailman if he'd like to take a break'.

    On another occasion a woman with nothing but a t-shirt jumped onto my dad and wrapped her legs around my dad, exclaiming how excited she was to see him. It just so happens that my father was our neighborhood mailman when these occured, so they all happened less than a block from our house.

    In the case of the woman, she lived four doors up from some close family friends, and my dad was concerned someone from that house might see this woman and get the wrong idea, to say nothing of the fact that a good amount of people on that block, as well as the neighborhood knew of my dad's family. I grew up feeling like a mini-celebrity, as everyone knew I was the mail man's son.
  14. Future

    Future Victory Ride

  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    You ever ask your father how the lollipop tasted?
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  16. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Maybe he was waiting for 1800 Got Junk to arrive?
  17. Future

    Future Victory Ride

    Come on! The first story really happened to you didnt it?
  18. 'Lord Brown's bidding'

    'Lord Brown's bidding' Well-Known Member

    It was red was all he told me. I always asked him why he didn't press charges.
  19. 'Lord Brown's bidding'

    'Lord Brown's bidding' Well-Known Member

    If I could be so fortunate (to have a wild story to tell, NOT the particular incidents though). The closest I've had were a few sudsy people in towels come to the door, the latest was an older man last week.

    Besides, UPSers can't use the mail slot for packages.
  20. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Is there really where this forum has gone?
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