customers asking for crazy discounts

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Akrad, Dec 6, 2017.

  1. Akrad

    Akrad New Member

    Wondering if anyone has run into any of their customers asking for off the wall discounts and for any advice
     
  2. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I told my one customer I'd be willing to offer her a discount for sexual favors.

    I give her 15% now....
     
  3. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    Tell them that decision is above thr paygrade of a dumb Package Car Driver.
     
  4. Akrad

    Akrad New Member

    She'd probably argue it's more like 75% off what she usually gets
     
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  5. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Her?
     
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  6. Crash-n-Burn

    Crash-n-Burn Finished work

    Shwing
     
  7. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    Say, Turd?
    You ever get employees coming in asking for the employee discount?
    What do you tell those who ask?
     
  8. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

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  9. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  10. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    They will get nothing! And like it!
     
  11. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    Why would we give anyone discounts this time of year? We actually raising prices during this time.
     
  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Advice? Are you a driver? Tell them to call 1-800-pick ups.
     
  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I have @Turdferguson personal number.

    Tell them to call him and he will hook them up.
     
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  14. So we have to give less of a refund on service failures.
     
  15. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    Ground not guaranteed, now.
     
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Thank you but tons of late air lately too.


    I'm sure they covered their ass and have a way out though
     
  17. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Go through UPSERS. Com. You get nothing at the counter
     
  18. We rolled a lot of air.
     
  19. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    "Mech failure "
     
  20. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    I've seen alerts for "Severe Weather in Louisville" a few times this week. Hmmmmmm