customers asking for crazy discounts

[Akrad]

Wondering if anyone has run into any of their customers asking for off the wall discounts and for any advice

 

[Indecisi0n]

I told my one customer I'd be willing to offer her a discount for sexual favors.

I give her 15% now....

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Tell them that decision is above thr paygrade of a dumb Package Car Driver.

 

[Akrad]

She'd probably argue it's more like 75% off what she usually gets

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

I told my one customer I'd be willing to offer her a discount for sexual favors.

I give her 15% now....

Her?

 

[Non sequitur]

Shwing

 

[clean hairy]

Say, Turd?
You ever get employees coming in asking for the employee discount?
What do you tell those who ask?

 

[burrheadd]

Say, Turd?
You ever get employees coming in asking for the employee discount?
What do you tell those who ask?

 

[Wally]

Feeders the dog

Folks want T-shirts.

 

[The Driver]

Wondering if anyone has run into any of their customers asking for off the wall discounts and for any advice

They will get nothing! And like it!

 

[upschuck]

Why would we give anyone discounts this time of year? We actually raising prices during this time.

 

[Brownslave688]

Wondering if anyone has run into any of their customers asking for off the wall discounts and for any advice

Advice? Are you a driver? Tell them to call 1-800-pick ups.

 

[Brownslave688]

Wondering if anyone has run into any of their customers asking for off the wall discounts and for any advice

I have @Turdferguson personal number.

Tell them to call him and he will hook them up.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Why would we give anyone discounts this time of year? We actually raising prices during this time.

So we have to give less of a refund on service failures.

 

[upschuck]

So we have to give less of a refund on service failures.

Ground not guaranteed, now.

 

[Brownslave688]

Ground not guaranteed, now.

Thank you but tons of late air lately too.


I'm sure they covered their ass and have a way out though

 

[Turdferguson]

Say, Turd?
You ever get employees coming in asking for the employee discount?
What do you tell those who ask?

Go through UPSERS. Com. You get nothing at the counter

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Thank you but tons of late air lately too.


I'm sure they covered their ass and have a way out though

We rolled a lot of air.

 

[Turdferguson]

Thank you but tons of late air lately too.


I'm sure they covered their ass and have a way out though

"Mech failure "

 

[upschuck]

Thank you but tons of late air lately too.


I'm sure they covered their ass and have a way out though

I've seen alerts for "Severe Weather in Louisville" a few times this week. Hmmmmmm