Daily Operations Reports

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Big Babooba, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    My center manager called my steward and me into the office. He wasn’t happy.
    “Big has a problem,” he told my steward.
    “Why’s that?” I asked.
    “You don’t show up on any reports. Not a single one. Not paid over, no Telematics violations, no missed packages or pickups – nothing.
    “Well that’s good.” Chimed in my steward.
    “NO! That’s bad! You have to be perfect to stay off of the lists.”
    “I guess I’m good.” I replied.
    “ Like hell you are! Nobody’s perfect. Not even you!” he retorted. “I haven’t slept in three months. I’ve been up nights thinking of a way to get your name on a report. I know that you're up to something. How do you do it?”
    “You got a great driver here.” Said my steward.
    “Well I finally came up with a solution!” He chuckled, “ I have a new report – Drivers Who Don’t Show Up On Reports.” Now Big, here’s the problem. There are 120 drivers in this building, yet there is only one name on this report – yours!”
    “If my name isn’t on any reports, than how can it be on a report?” I asked. He looked dumbfounded. I thought that I had him.
    “ Don’t be smart. This is serious.” He raised his voice, “You’re the only person on this report and I expect you to get your name off of it immediately! Do you understand? I'll be watching you. Now go out and have a good day.” :happy-very:
  2. EmerCond421

    EmerCond421 Member

  3. Old International

    Old International Now driving a Sterling

    Figures they want you to fail at something, just so you are on a report.
  4. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    you've done dilbert proud +1
  5. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Your manager will now be able to take full credit for implementing a 100% decrease in DWDSUOR (Drivers Who Dont Show Up On Reports) for his center, and his name will show up on a report somewhere. Promotion awaits!
  6. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    That's funny.......................:funny:
  7. UPSGUY72

    UPSGUY72 Well-Known Member

    Hey Big Babooba I glad I work on the city side of our building.
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2010
  8. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I love you Big Babooba I wish I had 200 drivers just like you then I'd have an army.
  9. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Awesome stuff. I fail on at least one thing when i have my safety rides just so they ave something to jot down. If you fly too far under the radar they keep a sharper eye out for you.
  10. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    Funny made up story....
  11. 10damon

    10damon New Member

    Not even funny made up story....
  12. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    This cannot be true. Do you think it is???
    I think Babooba is joking.
  13. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    For all you doubters, they have been trailing me!
  14. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    Jethro... You can't kid us!
  15. stucrew

    stucrew Member

    Oh yea, I'm sure I have worked for that center manager before. LMAO :-)
  16. TheKid

    TheKid Well-Known Member

    I believe it.....Have been at UPS 24 yrs....nothing....and I mean nothing would shock me.
  17. tourists24

    tourists24 Well-Known Member

    you obviously havent seen Babs in action have you?...... he's a mean lean delivering machine. His perfection doesnt suprise me
  18. TheKid

    TheKid Well-Known Member

    I honestly do not know if this is true....but at UPS....it is plausible.
  19. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    He's joking.

    (I think)
  20. TheKid

    TheKid Well-Known Member

    Be honest....even you are not 100% sure....are you ?