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DemWit and LibTurd's Primer of the 3 R's - Russia, Racist and Recession
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<blockquote data-quote="El Correcto" data-source="post: 4180815" data-attributes="member: 60631"><p>When I was younger I ate two bags of sunflower seeds whole, shell and all. </p><p>I went along with my day eating lunch, dinner and then the next time I went to use the bathroom I ended up in a pain worse than child labor. </p><p></p><p>This turd was almost like a foot long and girthy, it probably would of hurt a bit anyways with out it being full of sunflower seed shells poking out of it tearing my ass as I sat there in agony. I was only like 12 or 13. It was the most intense pain I’ve ever been through in my life. I sat there for probably 45 minutes, it was like a gosh darn Saw movie. I even had time to contemplate giving up and begging my parents to take me to the hospital. The damn thing looked like a baby, covered in blood and 8lbs. I didn’t get any pain relief it was a natural birth, I didn’t have anyone in there holding my hand. When I was done, I got up wiped my bloody ass and went back to my life, without being praised for how strong I am. Every <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> I took for the next couple days was bloody.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="El Correcto, post: 4180815, member: 60631"] When I was younger I ate two bags of sunflower seeds whole, shell and all. I went along with my day eating lunch, dinner and then the next time I went to use the bathroom I ended up in a pain worse than child labor. This turd was almost like a foot long and girthy, it probably would of hurt a bit anyways with out it being full of sunflower seed shells poking out of it tearing my ass as I sat there in agony. I was only like 12 or 13. It was the most intense pain I’ve ever been through in my life. I sat there for probably 45 minutes, it was like a gosh darn Saw movie. I even had time to contemplate giving up and begging my parents to take me to the hospital. The damn thing looked like a baby, covered in blood and 8lbs. I didn’t get any pain relief it was a natural birth, I didn’t have anyone in there holding my hand. When I was done, I got up wiped my bloody ass and went back to my life, without being praised for how strong I am. Every :censored: I took for the next couple days was bloody. [/QUOTE]
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