Denver broncos purchased by ups?
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MonavieLeaker
Bringin Teh_Lulz
Does Cutler get progressive discipline for throwing too many INT's?
soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
WOW,
It looks like the Denver Broncos have been purchased by UPS. They are wearing UPS uniforms today against the Patriots.I wonder how much those Denver Bronco UPS socks cost?
The plays will undoubtedly be called by an IE guy in a little room someplace who is watching the game on a monitor. The fact that he never played the game himself and has never set foot in the stadium will not stop him from managing every aspect of the game...right down to calling every play, dictating every snap count, and measuring exactly how much tape each player is allowed to wear on his ankle. The plays he calls will be the same whether it is 95 degrees outside or a subzero blizzard. And even if the game plan is failing, the coach on the field will not be allowed to change it.
Bubblehead
My Senior Picture
Cutler plays for the Bears this year.
Bubblehead
My Senior Picture
You are "Johnny On The Spot".
I for one love it.
Another great analogy.
Pretzel Man is undoubtedly close behind for the the company line rebuttal.
MonavieLeaker
Bringin Teh_Lulz
cachsux
Wah
Thats open for debate.
hurricanegunner
UPSPoop
I can just see it now:
The 10 keys to touchdowns.
The 10 keys to avoiding fumbles.
The 8 keys to pass receptions.
The 5 keys to good defense.
The 10 yard commentary.
Every driver on the team will be required to memorize said keys. Should they fail to do so, they will be taken off the field during games and forced to wash the active duty players jocks, until such time as they memorize said keys.
The 10 keys to touchdowns.
The 10 keys to avoiding fumbles.
The 8 keys to pass receptions.
The 5 keys to good defense.
The 10 yard commentary.
Every driver on the team will be required to memorize said keys. Should they fail to do so, they will be taken off the field during games and forced to wash the active duty players jocks, until such time as they memorize said keys.
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pickup
Guest
and if the flavor of the month is yards per carry. They will execute running plays when they need to pass to score. The opposing defense will gladly give up 6 yards for a running play as opposed to a touchdown on a long pass and ups will lose the game as time expires. But the average yards per carry will pass a criterion set by i.e. and the "numbers" will be met. (but the game will be lost)
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pickup
Guest
WOW,
It looks like the Denver Broncos have been purchased by UPS. They are wearing UPS uniforms today against the Patriots.
If UPS did buy a football team, no quarterback would be deemed adequate. Brady, Unitas, Montana, none of them could thrive under that system.
UPS: "Hey Montana , what was with that interception???"
Montana " Big deal, we won 38-3 and I had 4 touchdowns"
UPS " That is irrelevant, interceptions are not allowable. One is one too many, if this happens again, we will have to suspend you!"
Montana " Grumblleeeeee"
Joe Theisman would have been deemed a malingerer after his career ending injury.
MechanicForBrown
Prblm found,part on order
Better not have, they just gave us Patriots a whoopin 
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pickup
Guest
All running backs would be required to run a straight line up the middle No weaving , no deviating from that straight line.
Better not have, they just gave us Patriots a whoopin
I guess the Broncos are for real after all. I had my doubts but if they beat the Chargers they should be playoff bound. Although it is early to make predictions.
danlin
Well-Known Member
It is a bit early for predictions...but even I figured they would have at least one loss by now.
soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
And in order to save money, IE will only allow them to have 8 or 9 men on the field at one time except during the 4th quarter when they will have 10.
hurricanegunner
UPSPoop
They would have said Joe Theisman's injury was avoidable because he failed to observe the 10 keys to avoiding broken legs whilst standing in the pocket.
atatbl
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pickup
Guest
oh we could go on with this theme forever. And the remaining guys on the bench will have to go home without pay.
