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<blockquote data-quote="PT Stewie" data-source="post: 5566633" data-attributes="member: 12889"><p>The Future is nye. News headlines from 2059</p><p><em>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country</em> <em>in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.</em> <em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern</em> <em>United States crops and livestock.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.</em> <em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.</em> <em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Iran</em> still<em> closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.</em> <em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>France</em> <em>pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.</em> <em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.</em> <em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.</em> <em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>85-year and $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.</em> <em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.</em> <em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Abortion clinics now available in every High</em> <em>School in The United States.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR, even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open Tuesdays and Fridays.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Massachusetts</em> <em>executes last remaining conservative.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>A Couple Finally Achieved Sexual Harmony.</em> <em>They had simultaneous Headaches.</em></p><p><em>Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want. NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile, or, you might scare the living crap out of them.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I Love This Country!</em> <em>It's The Government That Scares Me!</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PT Stewie, post: 5566633, member: 12889"] The Future is nye. News headlines from 2059 [I]Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country[/I] [I]in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.[/I] [I] White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern[/I] [I]United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.[/I] [I] Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.[/I] [I] Iran[/I] still[I] closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.[/I] [I] France[/I] [I] [/I] [I]pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.[/I] [I] George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.[/I] [I] Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.[/I] [I] Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. 85-year and $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.[/I] [I] Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.[/I] [I] Abortion clinics now available in every High[/I] [I]School in The United States. Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR, even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts[/I] [I]executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. A Couple Finally Achieved Sexual Harmony.[/I] [I]They had simultaneous Headaches. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want. NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile, or, you might scare the living crap out of them. I Love This Country![/I] [I]It's The Government That Scares Me![/I] [/QUOTE]
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