Diverting Attention

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Vasily, Mar 14, 2018.


What do you do when a fellow motorist who is under the influence gives you attention?

  1. Ignore

    3 vote(s)
  2. Cheer

    9 vote(s)
  3. Shame

    0 vote(s)
  4. Stop as soon as safely possible and report to police

    2 vote(s)
  1. Vasily

    Vasily Vasily Zaytsev

    What do you do when a fellow motorist who is under the influence of alcohol / drugs gives you attention at a traffic light?
  2. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

    give him a love tap and say he hit you duh
  3. cheryl

    cheryl I started this. Staff Member

    Hmmm. You a lawyer trolling ups?
  4. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

    No he was the drunk guy that smashed into a driver
  5. Vasily

    Vasily Vasily Zaytsev

    I am looking for serious responses to a major issue.
  6. BlackCat

    BlackCat Active Member

    ask if they have any to spare.
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  7. IESucks

    IESucks Active Member

    Lmao. Look elsewhere, you won't find it here
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  8. IESucks

    IESucks Active Member

    How bout letting me "like" again
  9. Over 70

    Over 70 Active Member

    If they're an attractive female, try to get them to meet you in the nearest empty lot, code in lunch and get to work in the back of the truck
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  10. eats packages

    eats packages Tetris Master

    It's probably your ors
  11. BakerMayfield2018

    BakerMayfield2018 Fight the power.

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  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Well-Known Member

    By "gives you attention" do you mean "causes concern"? If so, then, yes, I will take down their license plate number and a description of their vehicle and notify the police.
  13. babboo25

    babboo25 Well-Known Member

    Grab em by the pusillanimous
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  14. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

  15. dookie stain

    dookie stain Cornfed whiteboy

    Vatos locos forever essay...if they wanna bang then pull the ol rail and bail...straddle and skiddaddle...hump and dump...blow and go.
  16. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Psssssh, speak for yourself!

    I have ‘em to throw me a beer. Then I put on my inflatable T-Rex costume that I keep in case I spot someone that’s come to party. Then I get out and wrap their car in the Christmas lights I keep on my 8000 shelf while blasting Ace of Base from my shoulder boombox. If I can take a lunch right then, I invite them to a drift-off in the nearest parking lot. The intersection I see my drunk drivers at has a pretty long light cycle.
  17. One time I looked down into the truck next to me and saw a mechanic with an open Miller High Life. I was so burnt out by peak at that point I almost asked him to share.
  18. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    *Boston accent* "shut up maa! I'm tryin to work ova here!!"
  19. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Well-Known Member

    Not even close.
  20. john chesney

    john chesney Well-Known Member

    What the hell are you talking about?