Diverting Attention

[Vasily]

What do you do when a fellow motorist who is under the influence of alcohol / drugs gives you attention at a traffic light?

 

[Boxslinger11]

give him a love tap and say he hit you duh

 

[cheryl]

What do you do when a fellow motorist who is under the influence of alcohol / drugs gives you attention at a traffic light?

Hmmm. You a lawyer trolling ups?

 

[Boxslinger11]

Hmmm. You a lawyer trolling ups?

No he was the drunk guy that smashed into a driver

 

[Vasily]

I am looking for serious responses to a major issue.

 

[BlackCat]

ask if they have any to spare.

 

[IESucks]

I am looking for serious responses to a major issue.

Lmao. Look elsewhere, you won't find it here

 

[IESucks]

Hmmm. You a lawyer trolling ups?

How bout letting me "like" again

 

[Over 70]

If they're an attractive female, try to get them to meet you in the nearest empty lot, code in lunch and get to work in the back of the truck

 

[eats packages]

It's probably your ors

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

How bout letting me "like" again

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

What do you do when a fellow motorist who is under the influence of alcohol / drugs gives you attention at a traffic light?

By "gives you attention" do you mean "causes concern"? If so, then, yes, I will take down their license plate number and a description of their vehicle and notify the police.

 

[babboo25]

Grab em by the pusillanimous

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

By "gives you attention" do you mean "causes concern"? If so, then, yes, I will take down their license plate number and a description of their vehicle and notify the police.

Yawn

 

[dookie stain]

Vatos locos forever essay...if they wanna bang then pull the ol rail and bail...straddle and skiddaddle...hump and dump...blow and go.

 

[Box Ox]

Lmao. Look elsewhere, you won't find it here

Psssssh, speak for yourself!

What do you do when a fellow motorist who is under the influence of alcohol / drugs gives you attention at a traffic light?

I have ‘em to throw me a beer. Then I put on my inflatable T-Rex costume that I keep in case I spot someone that’s come to party. Then I get out and wrap their car in the Christmas lights I keep on my 8000 shelf while blasting Ace of Base from my shoulder boombox. If I can take a lunch right then, I invite them to a drift-off in the nearest parking lot. The intersection I see my drunk drivers at has a pretty long light cycle.

 

[summersaltstains]

What do you do when a fellow motorist who is under the influence of alcohol / drugs gives you attention at a traffic light?

One time I looked down into the truck next to me and saw a mechanic with an open Miller High Life. I was so burnt out by peak at that point I almost asked him to share.

 

[Poop Head]

*Boston accent* "shut up maa! I'm tryin to work ova here!!"

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

*Boston accent* "shut up maa! I'm tryin to work ova here!!"

Not even close.

 

[john chesney]

What do you do when a fellow motorist who is under the influence of alcohol / drugs gives you attention at a traffic light?

What the hell are you talking about?