Do Anyone Have A Good Love Life

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by tarico, Oct 7, 2015.

  1. tarico

    tarico Member

    With All The Hours You Work At Ups How Can You Enjoy Your Love Life / Be Involved In Your Children Life ??
  2. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

    This guys cute

    You'll figure it out

    Or pay a ton in child support
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  3. burrheadd

    burrheadd Creepy pervert

    Love life doesn't take that long
  4. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Liberalism teaches us that fathers are not important. Lets pay woman to have children, generation after generation, with no fathers in the household. I'm sure things will work out OK.
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  5. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Speak for yourself!
  6. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

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  7. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    Are you kidding? Working at UPS has gotten me more acquainted with the love of my life than any way I could have ever have imagined. I see her more now than ever. Hell, there's never a time she isn't by my side.

    She's not very handy at cooking, but she can press start on a microwave and she's always there to lend a helping hand in the garage. She keeps me pointed in the right direction and will wipe my tears when things get me down.

    She can drive a stick shift, swing a hammer, tie a bowline, and can throw a mean punch if I ever need backed up. She's what keeps me hanging on. She can't count very high, but I don't hold it against her. She can pleasure me in ways no one else can.

    Thanks to UPS, she's the only one I ever see these days. UPS has brought us closer. There's just no letting go.
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  8. shepski79

    shepski79 New Member

    If you like to make money this is your place. We just call us. Weekend fathers and mothers. My wife stays home with the kids. I make the bank. Weeee party on the weekends. Man do Monday's suck for performance.
  9. tarico

    tarico Member

    No time for child support lol
  10. Stopher

    Stopher Active Member

    It can be done. My first marriage didn't work cause of the ups lifestyle but Ive met an amazing woman since then. She is getting ready for her first peak so get back to me later but I believe in it. In fact I think I'm living it. Sometimes you have to man up and give your sweetheart what she needs at the end of the night even after even after you just busted out 220. Gotta keep mama happy. On that note, I'm gonna got momma happy right now.
  11. tarico

    tarico Member

    I know because your income alone is like 2 people's lol .. I can imagine how your Monday's go
  12. tarico

    tarico Member

    Lmao do your thing bruh
  13. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    Upstate had a good recommendation in another post
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  14. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

  15. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

  16. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Now, a low life jack wagon, and still loving it.

    Is this D* the Dairy Queen guy?
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  17. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    Its actually like everything else in life worth having, you have to work at it, and make it happen. And a sense of humor helps.

    As a retiree, I can attest that it does get better after leaving the uniform
  18. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    She sounds really handy to have around
  19. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    At 3 minutes a session (2:47 of which are foreplay), I have plenty of time for my love life. A couple a times a week even.
  20. Gumby

    Gumby *

    It works