Code 82 Approved
Titanium Plus+ Level Member with benefits!
Tell the good and bad please.
Express guy = awesome. Express girl = hot & awesome. There's only 3 of us Ground guys in the area, and atleast 12-15 UPS drivers. The few I know are polite. I always wonder why they wear jackets in 70 degree weather.
Do they really make fun of your weight? That is so beyond messed up. At my station(express) most are overweight.The express guys are jerks. They make fun of me because Im obese. So at our mutual pickups, sometimes I take a few express envelopes and stick them behind UPS boxes so they miss them. UPS comes at 5 and they come at 3:45. Its pretty dang funny.
Who cares, people like that just hate their lives and take their anger out on others. I have things of my own that makes people laugh at me.Im 360 pounds. They laugh like school girls when they see me. But then I hide those envelopes.
I've got this one fat ground guy I run into occasionally at this apartment building. Mostly older people living there and I used to have this wonderful old lady on the eighth floor who I would deliver meds to about twice a month. Well ground took the account and the chunky ground guy got tired of running up the stairs (elevator sucks) so he brought a friggin RC helicopter and buzzed the old ladies porch and used it to drop the envelope up there! The worst part was he stole a bag of chips right off her patio table!
No because it would be cause and effect. The express turd is getting what he deserves.I wont laugh at you. We are kindred spirits. If it turned out that you were the express guy on my route and I was hiding your envelopes, would you think differently of me?